this is post number 500
what do i get
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this is post number 500
what do i get
Ah! Now the tables have turned! Heh...if you could find my post from when I had that problem....
MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
don't be so cruel dude
i didn't give you crap last time did i
well if you can think ... which as a Flasher I assume tat you can! :D
And you can think of a witty title then send au$5000 to yself to start my Nigs to Oz fund and I'll sort it out for you! :D
Or you could always just send an email to Trav (email: [email protected]) and he'l do if for free ;)
Regards Nigma!
A blankety blank cheque book and pen ....
or maybee BFH [Bus fair home) ...
or a replica Dusty Bin ...
I thought 500 was a poke in the eye with a stick.
thats it ... i was wondering why my eye was still sore !!!Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
I thought 500 was a poke in the eye with a stick.
D4Demon ... sprry mate ... seem your thread has been hijacked ny a bunch of clowns :D
.. the answer is you get a custom description under you username ...
mail trav ...
[email protected]
with what you want and he will sort u out
Nope ... that was a kick to the groin.Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
I thought 500 was a poke in the eye with a stick.
how many posts do i need for the dagger up the cl***ris??Quote:
Originally posted by mikebrittain
Nope ... that was a kick to the groin.Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
I thought 500 was a poke in the eye with a stick.
Hang on a mo - how ya gonna manage that? You is da bloke int ya?
No wait.....
I do NOT wanna know! :D
its a quote from an old monty python sketchQuote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
Hang on a mo - how ya gonna manage that? You is da bloke int ya?
No wait.....
I do NOT wanna know! :D
something not right there - its Monty P and I didnt know it! :(Quote:
Originally posted by steve777
its a quote from an old monty python sketchQuote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
Hang on a mo - how ya gonna manage that? You is da bloke int ya?
No wait.....
I do NOT wanna know! :D
I must be slacking! :eek:
Def. slacking Nigs, it was even ringing bells for me and im not a huge fan.Quote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
something not right there - its Monty P and I didnt know it! :(Quote:
Originally posted by steve777
its a quote from an old monty python sketchQuote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
Hang on a mo - how ya gonna manage that? You is da bloke int ya?
No wait.....
I do NOT wanna know! :D
I must be slacking! :eek:
STOP THAT - ITS SILLY!!!
now - are you the funny man or the straight one ?
Oh please, it was lighthearted kidding. I knew within a matter of seconds soemone would post and anwswer. Or I would've.Quote:
Originally posted by D4Demon
don't be so cruel dude
i didn't give you crap last time did i
Now which eye are you gonna take it in? :D
i'm sorry...i've told you...i'm not going to argue, unless you've paidQuote:
Originally posted by PAlexC
Oh please, it was lighthearted kidding. I knew within a matter of seconds soemone would post and anwswer. Or I would've.Quote:
Originally posted by D4Demon
don't be so cruel dude
i didn't give you crap last time did i
Now which eye are you gonna take it in? :D
but that wasn't 5 minutes!Quote:
Originally posted by steve777
i'm sorry...i've told you...i'm not going to argue, unless you've paid
What wasnt??? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by PAlexC
but that wasn't 5 minutes!Quote:
Originally posted by steve777
i'm sorry...i've told you...i'm not going to argue, unless you've paid
The Argument Sketch
A man walks into an office.
Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit
concilliatory. No. Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.
He enters room 12.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:(pause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did! ___
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! > very fast
M: Oh no you didn't! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! ___/
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!
(pause)
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
(pause)
M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary
position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!
>DING!< The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.
O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?
O: That's it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....
(pause)
O: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for
another five minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
(pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows)
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.)
There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to
argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing???
Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha!
O: (pause) No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
Wheres Flashkit staf?? Why is my post I put in for The Enigma been deleted, i dont spend time typing up a post to have it deleted!!I want a reason!