Come on then... try your best!
(nothing too rude kids :D Remember your stars when you want to say s**t or f***) :D
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Come on then... try your best!
(nothing too rude kids :D Remember your stars when you want to say s**t or f***) :D
"I know MarkP and Nerderina"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
"I'm sex on a stick!" - markp
"I'm not Jamble!" - works everytime ;)
*Licks thumb then touches gilrs arm*
Lets get you out of those wet clothes...;)
Like a charm boys, like a charm...
"je suis une rock star luv"
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
:D
What, you wouldn't buy it?! :DQuote:
Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
:D
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
You single rugby?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Wait.... Its a women.... Shh! Don't make any big movements so we do not scare her away.Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
:D
Look, I can scan things out of Cosmo too.Quote:
Originally posted by mx_kid
You single rugby?
:D
(Was it the photoshop skills or the one liners that won her over??)
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ;)
A "clean" one:
You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.
A "dirty" one:
Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pop ups?
Rugbystud: is that your girlfriend/wife? I must try out your chat-up lines next time... :D
One more I remembered:
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
your bed or mine?
i mean: you're betty or mary?