Actionscripting life

Ok everyone time to put your humour hats on and actionscript life. Here is my contribution.

Code:

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On (Release)
  Go to and Stop ("home")
  Begin Tell Target ("/Spouse")
      Set Variable: "mymouth" = "I love you"
      Loop While (Fun = 1)
        Play
        If (Tired)
            Set Variable: "Fun" = 0
            Call ("mates")
            Go to and Stop ("Pub")
        End If
      End Loop     
  End Tell Target
End On

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Witty, I'll give ya that... ;)

But I don't know about the Mates part... Better comment it out, y'know with all the work we've got... ;)

He He.... I Like It Eddie!!!!

you realize it is your spouse who calls her mates and goes to the pub once the fun ends, right? :)

what about:

Call("kids")
Loop While ("SesameStreet" = On)
....

;-)

missed this one when it first went around.

lately, my code's looked more like this:

set variable "computer" = on
call "ISP"
loop while (sitting_on_arse=1)
set variable "flashkit_board" = read + post + reply
set property "me" = me + caffeine
set property "butt" = butt + 1
if (butt >= sore)
set variable "sitting_on_arse" = 0
set property "me" = get_off_arse_and_do_dishes
end if
end loop

ah, what a joy actionscript is :)

Rich