no matter what...

for the last week, I've been unable to stay focused on anything...

Yeah, I know what you mean. ADD can be a pain in th... oh look, a squirrel!

Sorry, what?

vanilla pudding!

Like 3 people have said the same thing to me.

I think we're all burned out on the election, economic news, and football season starting.

Buy a hookah. It did wonders for my studying and my lungs...

you need interns.

Cute, hot, miniskirt-wearing interns with nice legs.
You'll see how you'll be able to stay focused