Do you have any ?
Im looking for quick jokes ... like 2 or 3 sentences !
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Do you have any ?
Im looking for quick jokes ... like 2 or 3 sentences !
What did the bird say after his cage broke?
"Cheap, cheap!"
A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
www.allcomedy.net..
listen to one of those feeds. IMO really good jokes that are one liners, usually are dirty.
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Originally posted by PAlexC
A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
i was just about to do that one ;)
Last man in the universe walks into a bar. He looks down into his glass and after a while looks up and says 'drink, I'd like another bartender'.
I have many that I couldn't post on a G-rated board...
I always find the word 'dissipated' quite amusing ^_^
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Originally posted by Olly K
I always find the word 'dissipated' quite amusing ^_^
hmmm....it don't do anything for me.
Oh it makes me laugh every time I hear it :D
no seriously.
Buwa hahahaha!Quote:
Originally posted by PAlexC
A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
brilliant!
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
:p
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Not exactly a 2 liner but funny