Willoughby, I like the 'large piece of alright' phrase, I might use it myself!
Webgeek, I second your post on 30-year-olds typing like that. Especially considering I've typed properly even since I started using computers...
Also, Jay, cut out the Squize-bashing. Squize, unlike you, is a highly-skillful and valued veteran of our community. You should listen to his advice, rather than creating a topic to rant about it.