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your ability in tiger woods 2010 does not translate into the real world as expected.
Bad dreams can make you fall out of the bed.
Bad Ambien can make you climb out your window
Bad Zicam can make you lose smell.
http://www.zicamrecallalert.com/
Bad smell can make you lose friends.
Bad friends can make you wake up smelling of Sharpie.
Bad Sharpie can put an eye out.
Bad eyes can lead to really bad dates...
Bad dates are the story of my life. Maybe it is a good time to see an optometrist.
Good dates are fun.
Fun dates with new boobs are GOOD...
the main event last night was insane.
Silver is a chain breaker.
don't let rotting grass clippings sit in a 5 gallon bucket and then dump it out a year later. I think my nostrils will have that smell embedded forever.
my dog had horrible diarrhea today, so I took him to the vet, lifted him up on the table and now I keep catching whiffs of that smell, and my dog is back outside...
Will-I-Am is my hero
Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer today. i had not heard of "anal" cancer before, i thought it was rectal.
PHP Code:
function goodTime ($bikerChick) {
$hotness = $bikerChick + $this->gString + $this->tankTop;
$result = $hotness + $this->hotTub;
if ($result == 'topless') {
return true;
}
Canadians did a study and found that 1 in 25 people die from an alcohol related illness.
I like my chances. Thanks Canada!
@E, If that's a love letter prepare for gonnaHitIt() to return false. ;)
My (read: my wifes) first attempt at gardening.
http://twitpic.com/8m98p
Does Ford think that we think Mike Rowe is really part of the Ford team in his latest commercial for them?
Does drinking loads of Green Tea makes your knees (or joints) weak? Hmmm..
I just met a Chinese Trini woman... yeah. Nihao mon...
GGB- don't become addicted to Green Tea. It erodes bladder control
From Trinidad, dumb ass.
yeah sure I may change my sex, can you do that? Eh? Abuse that super mod power!
What should I blow up this weekend in celebration of our country being "free"?
Several weeks ago, I discovered my newest favorite appetizer - cream cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped jalapenos - and Saturday I planted six more jalapeno plants...mmmm...now I just need to figure out how to grow bacon and cream cheese...
I'm in love with Tui, i hope she wins jeopordy for the rest of time.
Oh man, that was just wrong...
Help! Help! im being Abused by the supermods! where is Captain planet when i need him!?
wait... is he...
bwhahahaha
poor silverx2...just another victim in the hands of those corrupted with absolute power...now I know how my kids must feel....hahahahahaha!!!
I could have edited that.
It's been done already.....by me. Boy were people pissed too...
That was almost as funny as the time everyone's avatars got rearranged up... :D