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Well from what I have seen VB is one of the most sought after skills at the moment and thus one of the highest paid. However if you do VB you will be stuck developing for windows platform.

If you...

did the man die of natural causes?

Along the same lines you could take the top panel off of her bedroom / wardrobe doors and put rotten fish inside there and then close it again. That will stink like hell and again she wont find...

lol an upper decker is when you take a dump in the cistern (The bit that stores the water) of the victims toilet. This way the water will be brown and the smell will be unbearable and they wont know...

lol this thread is wicked! ;) I was gonna suggest an upper decker too. But that is kinda mean and would involve the entire household unless she has an en-suite bathroom.

yeah i am sorting it out. Just uploading and changing as we speak. How can i make the picture into a link? I've tried http://www.blah.co.ukmy image and it hasn't worked. Is it possible?

Alan

or you could just build your own pc! It's cheaper and you always know EXACTLY what you're getting and you can be assured that no corners have been cut. I never buy pre built PC's as they never have...

The only good thing about last year's floods was the fact that I got a couple of days off work. That train station was the one I used to go through everyday, thank goodness I got a car about 1 week...

hey CVO Chris the link in your footer doesn't work: "Angelfire does not allow direct linking
from offsite, non-Angelfire pages,
to files hosted on Angelfire.
This practice of 'remote linking'...

hey gerbick and TallGuyLittleCar i noticed that you were both 3d animators and that's the area I am trying to get into. I have just been accepted to do my Masters Degree at Bournemouth Uni (UK...

I cant believe that somebody else has heard of that song!! It's so damn funny!

Anyways most depressing song: Anything by radiohead (post "The Bends") e.g. karma police, no surpises ANYTHING from...

hey the flooding aint funny! ROund here (sussex, UK) some towns were completley wrecked last year! Seriously the water was so high that railway platforms were filled with water and looked like canals...

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Just a quick question, is reporting deliberatley spelt wrong? ;) Sorry I just noticed and I was wondering.

School was excellent! I went to school in Colombia, South America and I really miss it. Uni was excellent, after 4 years I thought I had done all my studying but today I got accepted to do Computer...

lol Yeah that might help! :)

Cheers, wasn't whinging! please dont set your missus on me! ;)

Or she'll think the waiter wants to go out with her! ;)

Alan

I checked it 2mins ago and it was still the sam name underneath. I tried refreshing and it's still the same :(

Alan

hey markp, the church pic was done by me!!! :( you have credited it to Sam McKone!! ooooo the copyright implications! i am gonna consult a lawyer! ;) could you please change it? pretty please? :)
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When I had mcafee installed and set to scan within IE 6 it would always crash (About 20 times a day!) and ask about sending error reports. So i uninstalled mcafee and now use Norton and it's fine....

i see your point, the best place to get that sort of advice would be the scripting and backend forum i should think. And as for people giving cocky answers, just ignore 'em. Sounds dumb but what else...

I've knocked up this church in about an hour so much for my "Oh I can do that!" attitude! ;)

Let me know what you think

http://www.alanwoods.co.uk/church-by-alan-woods.gif

Yeah but who was holding the camera that filmed him? ;)

1. Most lipstick contains fish scales!
2. No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
3. The only 15 letter word...

check this out (it's a satirical political chatbot):

http://www.mylittletony.com

I asked it "What do you think of george bush?" and the reply it gave me was (damn I thought i copied it and now...

cinnamon buns... i'm addicted :( i can't stop myself... i bought two more today... please help me.... ;)

Alan