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i tried this but i got a little drunk and vomited into teh tub, and then someone came over and thought it was jungle juice and before i could stop them....

i have two jar of vodka on my desk, i just dip my hands inside and abra cadabra sanitized hands.

cellphones, keyboards, doorhandles, the soap dispenser.

all those have more germs then the average toilet seat.
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