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    Japanese lab recreates Mona Lisa's voice

    Japanese lab recreates Mona Lisa's voice
    'Leo, how long do I have to sit here?'
    By Lester Haines
    Published Friday 19th May 2006 13:03 GMT
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    A Japanese laboratory claims to have recreated the voices of the Mona Lisa and Leonardo da Vinci using "methods employed in criminal investigations", Physorg.com reports.

    It's all pretty simple: the Japan Acoustic Lab "analyzed the skeletal structures of the historical figures' faces" and extrapolated the dulcite tones from there. Lab supremo Matsumi Suzuki explains on the MS Japan website (in Japanese, natch): "We believe we were able to create the voices that are very close to the real voices. Perhaps it was really how they really sounded."

    Hmmm. Here's how former police engineer Suzuki created the audio Mona Lisa. First up, he estimated her height at 168cm (5' 6"), giving her "a relatively low tone for a woman". He admits: "We cannot tell exactly how tall she was. So we analyzed the length of her right middle finger" as well as factoring in the average height of Italian women. Ms Lisa also get a nasal tone "because of her relatively large nose".

    As for Leo, Suzuki reckoned he was around 60 when he painted the Mona Lisa, so he used the famous self portrait of the bearded artist as a basis for his calculations. However, Suzuki admits: "Because the beard covers his jaws in his portrait, we could not tell his exact skeletal features. We assumed that he had a heavy-jowled face, giving him a nice, bass tone."

    Enough. We should note at this point that Suzuki has in the past "collaborated with Japanese toy maker Takara Co. to create the smash-hit Bowlingual, which is said to interpret dog language" which in 2002 secured him a 2002 Ig Nobel Prize for "promoting peace and harmony between the species". ®

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    Actually, this is not quite as daft as it sounds. We recall a project some time back which sought to recreate the voices of Roman plasterers by analysing the ridges caused by their banter in wet plaster as they dragged their floats across the surface. The idea caused quite a bit of excitement in the academic community, although the only full sentence ever deciphered was from a villa in East Londinium, comprising a muffled: "Lucius, bring me another bucket of muck sharpish you fu*king muppet..."


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    This is so weird.
    heres the link to the voice recordings.
    http://promotion.msn.co.jp/davinci/voice.htm
    just press the play buttons.
    you must use internet explorer 6 (not firefox etc.) and have media player 10 otherwise it wont work.

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    why would they do that?

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    haha i have no idea.. maybe they were very very bored

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    regardless there is no way for sure to ever know if thats how they sounded, as a result they just wasted an assload of money and time.
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    true, but even if they do sound like they actually did back then... so what? i dont really get what it achieves. lol

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    Its rubbish... how about they recreate a voice of a living person from just a photograph and see how close it is! I bet its miles off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markp.com
    Its rubbish... how about they recreate a voice of a living person from just a photograph and see how close it is! I bet its miles off!
    I'd agree. And again...what's the friggin point!? He wasn't famous for his voice and niether was Mona...it was the painting and that should be all that matters.

    If they were to recreate my voice based soley on my picture they'd be way off. Most people don't believe my voice is really what it is. I'm a skinny white blonde kid with the voice of a 50 year old sailor.

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    Hahahahaha!!!!

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    Really, who cares? She's a mutt and not worth the paint anyway.

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    I think we should send pictures of Flashkid to them and see if they're close. That'll be the way to see how close they are.

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    That's the voice of those 'Learn to speak French' tapes...

    They spent all the money on booze and just copped out. So, how do I sign up?

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