Angel?

[PAlexC]

actually, probably just if(angel) is better, considering angel wouldn't be
a boolean, but an object.

in terms of namig, it'd be better to name alienporn alienPorn, and it's a bad idea to create a variable inside an if condition, as when you need the var, you won't know if it got created (if the condition was true), and if it's going to be used, it should always contain a value. So maybe it'd be better to use

alienPorn=(angel)? 'why not?':'';

No dude, you've got it wrong. Alien is a type of porn, a subclass. You need something more like this:

if (pornObj.type == "alien") {
// do stuff here
}

I mean, if we really want to get strict about it, there should be a pornTypeCatalog object that we can call and search for ALL types of porn that fit the "alien" descriptor. The example aboves assumes just one, and anyone who's spent time on the internet knows that's too limiting.

var alienPornTypes = new Array();
alienPornTypes = pornTypeCatalog.getTypeFromDescriptor("alien");

for (var i=0; i<alienPornTypes.length; i++) {
alienPornTypes[i]=(angel)? 'why not?':''
}

More overhead, but we need to be thorough about managing and sorting our classifications of porn.