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    this is good for a laugh.. this study claims that 1 out of every 4 pc's has suffered from physical abuse

    http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,44284,00.html

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    I haven't abuse my computer on purpose, but I could live for a week on all the stuff I've spilled on my keyboard.

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    I am shocked! Don't people have respect for the very tools that they owe their lives to? I represent PACA (People Against Computer Abuse). Computers have feelings too. Soon we will have people abusively tear apart computers and throw them into the streets, without a family. Do you really want this to happen??? I feel ashamed.
















    Alright.. if you haven't figured out that this is a joke, then i feel sorry for ya.

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    Originally posted by riceraver
    Alright.. if you haven't figured out that this is a joke, then i feel sorry for ya.
    Where is the joke?
    I really am a representative of P.A.C.A, and i find offensive and cruel not only to advertise this gratuitous violence against the common household machine which holds a special place in all our hearts, but to then deride the organisation which has been set up using only the money found on urinal floors and "down the side of the couch" which strives to protect them!

    Scenes such as these strike fear into our hearts and should you also, JOIN US!.


    Please, help us stop this happening to keyboards near you..


    Be aware of what happens in the REAL world to these unfortunate pieces of hardware!


    This poor hard disk was found lying in a gutter, desperatley in need of a home, but too injured to be useful.. incineration threatens this drive..

    I hope this has enlightened you into the present happening which destroys family computer daily...

    Take Note: JOIN US!

    - P.A.C.A register rep #0938: Dan



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    I agree. Please don't crash your computer if your computer crashes.

    - Some kid


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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Mac8myPC
    "Have You Smacked Your PC Today ...

    tsk tsk tsk

    All right - well ... to quote Northy ...


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    be careful what you sow cowgirl...

    you don't remember what happened to swishy do ya???? let me give you a little glimpse of whats in store for ya

    http://board.flashkit.com/board/show...hreadid=119141

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by LanSite
    Originally posted by Mac8myPC
    "Have You Smacked Your PC Today ...

    tsk tsk tsk

    All right - well ... to quote Northy ...

    hahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    good one, lanny.

    my sources tell me that 1 in 6 Macs are in danger of being mistaken for hard candy, containers of sweet delicious jam, or jellyfish.

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    I used to do phone support for a mail order computer parts company. We had a guy call in to have his hard drive replaced. He hadn't even put it in the machine yet. He got so frustrated backing up his system that he grabbed the drive and threw it at the wall. It apparently went right through the sheetrock.

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    HAHAHAHAHA guess what?????? my computer sucks too. although i haven't beaten it up yet the harddrive is messed up bad.. finally called gateway last night. they're sendin me a new one. i'm happy it actually booted up right now.

    HAHAHA i'm thinking about beating it up though cause i'm gonna have to ship it back in the next 3 to 5 business days!!!!

    well thanx for the posts they made me laugh. hahaha.

    later
    clayton

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    when i had my old SOYO P.O.S. Mainboard, yes, i too abused my keyboard, but it is now on the road to recovery.

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    Originally posted by Mac8myPC
    be careful what you sow cowgirl...

    you don't remember what happened to swishy do ya???? let me give you a little glimpse of whats in store for ya
    Well, ya see ~ Mac ... the problem with that is ~ everyone already knows I look like this:


    So the problem here is - you can't do any worse to me than I've already done to myself ...

    Watch it there, boy - don't make me crack that whip on ya


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    Originally posted by Trakker
    my keyboard, but it is now on the road to recovery.
    Let me guess ... Duct tape?

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    No, No, duct tape doesn't work for that...if a keyboard is old enough, all of the organic material dropped into it eventually decomposes into an oily substance and creates a natural lubricant for the keys...or so I've heard....

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    Originally posted by Rhino
    No, No, duct tape doesn't work for that...if a keyboard is old enough, all of the organic material dropped into it eventually decomposes into an oily substance and creates a natural lubricant for the keys...or so I've heard....
    ewwwwwwww :yuck!:


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    Lanny - please dont post that pic - vetween that and Vampsas footer Im having constanmt nightmares!

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    Originally posted by TheEnigma
    Lanny - please dont post that pic - vetween that and Vampsas footer Im having constanmt nightmares!
    Okay, now I gotta go turn on footers to see wth you're talkin' about

    Morning

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