Along the same lines as "Runs like a spotted ape" ...

[LanSite]

I've heard some strange things in my time ... even said a few strange things myself ... but lordy, I swear ~ sometimes I hear things come out of the mouths of my in-laws that still astonish me ...

My father in law's been feelin' a little poorly as of late (has a bug that's been goin' around) ... I asked him how he was doin' today - was he feelin' any better ... His reply:

"I feel like I was shot at and missed; sh*t at and hit" ...

I tell you, it's hard to convey sympathy when you're laughin' your head off




[Edited by LanSite on 08-17-2001 at 11:04 PM]

[killabry]

So he ain't running like a spotted ape today i reckon'

[jamble]

I've seen you use this term before Lanny and I've never heard anyone else use it! Must be an "Americanism" I guess. It's pretty wierd.

I always preferred the term, like sh1t off a shovel although this doesn't make much sense either unless it's a teflon coated shovel, in which case, it'd be pretty fast

[MGK]

How about this one - which I've always liked and I have NO idea why...

See ya in th' funny papers!

[AS3.0]

new pick up line - damn girl you perty, a hyuck *redneck voice*

new line - my girl friend gave me the solid shew, I mean my gaofeng gave me the solid shell: https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...leSSH.feng.gao