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    Senior Member Mad-Sci's Avatar
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    Get your credit cards ready..

    http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/

    the best dsign company on the planet.0

    mad_Sci

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    well the link dont work but im convinced,
    where do i sign???

    ./m


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    You've got to be kidding!!!

    I pressed the link for their client list and nearly went blind from sheer ugliness! Must say the Tarzan go-go girl at the bottom of the page always adds a little profesionalism to any site....don't you agree?!

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    Senior Member Mad-Sci's Avatar
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    HA HA HA HA HA only $12.95 ha ha ha..

    sorry for the link it seems geocities allows 5 clicks an hour...

    ha ha ha ha

    mad_sci

    PS I love Tarzan....

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    What the hell was that? Sorry if thee's any typo's I stil can't see properly.

    P>S I love Cheetah

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    Some pros put all fonts in NEON colors. Why? It's simple stupid (just kiddin'!) -- because neon works!
    Good to know. thank you...I HATE NEON...

    ha ha ha ha ha


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    I LOVE this quote!

    1. Graphics(Gra-fix)
    They are the most important thing on your site. I take great care in creating Web graphics. Here are some examples of web graphics. Some of these examples may be too advanced for novices, but that's OK. It's best to try and keep it simple anyway.

    LOLOLOLOL

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    Wow. If i ever need a cheap affordable piece of crap, I know where to go!

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    I love their phone number...

    1-800-Dip-S*&^ (and their getting it changed it says.) Heck a number like that must be valuable to somebody.

    Someone obviously had some time to kill to bother putting up such a garbage looking site. Were they trying to break every possible design / advertising concept possible?

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    *blink*

    Holy Mother of Mary. *blinks more* Is this real?? I can't believe it being that. *blink* *blink* They don't even know what a <title> tag is! Let alone basic web design. *shakes head*

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    Smile

    HAHAHA....funny as hell

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    It's got to be a parody

    ..of all the "web designers" out there who do these kinds of things. I can't see they would design something..not to mention the content...where it's just this laughable.

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    haha...high energy style for $3 more.


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    man, this is freaky!

    was i ever in the stage i made pages like that? hope not

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    lol - the only thing its missing is free java anfy applets and some swish exploding titles...

    lmfao @ this site, it gotta have been someone bored for a joke?

    cs

    ps - i have nothing against swish... just the explode effect and some others are way to over used and people expect to be classed as great becasue they used the default explode feature - no creativity at all!?

    pps - just to restate i have nothing against swish - i use swish 90% of the time...

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    Flashkits Non-Flasher
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    You don't have to be a professonal like myself to learn from these tips, so HAVE FUN!!
    Well, thats good to know. I don't think im quite up to his level of design yet. But one day...one day i will be.

    LMFAO

    Did you all the the "tables" section? where he spelled out "FUN" with table background colors?? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    Please tell me this is a joke. Please...

    BTW, was that the "A-Team" theme on the main page?!

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    ohmygawd... that's awful.

    yeah Juztin, that's the A-Team theme song...

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    Made my day...thanks

    Originally posted by gerbick
    ohmygawd... that's awful.

    Thank you to the people who created such a perfect what not to do in HTML site for our enjoyment...did you all see the test-i-monials? "If you need a world wide web design these crazy guys can do it for you!! - Tim" It is truly the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I tip my hat to the creators of this site...We should all send thank you notes for the pain they must have gone through to be able to look at this long enough to finish it and give us a laugh. one question I have is...did they get a huge migraine from building this? or did it just enhance the effects of the drugs?

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    Flash Masters as well

    oh my god, check out the animation link, we are all gonna be out of work if this gets out.

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    dIgital pHoto dude! TheEnigma's Avatar
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    erm, blinks, walks into wall!
    Whisky Tango Foxtrot was that!

    I have strabge flasshnig green lights at the back of my eyes
    And I must admit I feel physically ill!
    Lime green has to be the worst colour anyone can use!
    And isnt it the Information Super Highway not the Super Information highway?
    and $12.50
    Whisky Tango Foxtrot!

    NO WAY!
    heheheh - i like this one:
    Our Motto: "We can make you a web site in half the time from what you tell us is when you need it done!"
    Can I have an ENGLISH translation?

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