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    <img src="/graphics/junk/swirl.gif"><BR>Bodypaintin' Freak<BR>I ate my post count again
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    When Ball Bustin backfires...

    As many of you know I work in a store part time while finishing school. If you didnt know that you do now. Heres a short story of what happened tonight (its not a funny one but a good one) and shows that just because someone is a cashier doesnt mean they are stupid.


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    Talk slim guy comes in store near closing. I am counting money and pay no attention to him.
    He grabs a 12pk of beer and sets it on the counter. I ring him up before I ever look at him because i am counting some money. (were not supposed to do this because if they do not have I.D then there is a void and its a pain...not for legal reasons)
    He starts diging his money out, I look up and see he looks young and asks for his ID. Naturaly he doesnt have it and I decline to sell it to him and put it back.

    He leaves. 10 minutes later 2 more people come in with him, they go get the beer he attempted to buy and bring it to the counter. I decline the sale to them because it is now a two party sale and is illegal and unless the tall kid can produce some ID noone will buy it.

    They smile and hold out their badges. Cop one (young kid) says we were testing you. Cop 2 and 3 says I did good and everything was cool, I passed. They still wanted to buy the beer. Fine no biggie. Cop one smarts off and says next time pay more attention to your customers.

    I say if I didnt pay attention you would have gotten the beer on the first try.

    Cop one says regardless, you rung it up and it was still an illegal transaction.

    Cop 2 and 3 are watching me and him measure dicks.

    I say definition of a sale requires you to give me money, you to get merchandise, me to give you change (if any) and you levae the store with said merchandise. Did any of that happen?

    cop one says no, but you could still be charged with an attempt to sell beer to a minor and if you keep arguing with me I will write a sumons on you now.

    I say how old are you?

    He says its irrelevant.

    Cop 2 says answer the question

    cop one says 19

    I say then write me a summons smart ass.

    He pulls out his metal pad and cop 3 asks me if I was sure I wanted to go through this.

    I said yes but first.

    <picks up phone>

    "911 what is your emergency?"

    I say I need an officer at <address of store> for a disturbance.

    911- op "what is your name?"

    me "Dewayne"

    911-op "we'll send one out as soon as possible."

    cop 2 and cop 3 look at me

    I grin

    While we wait on cop 1 to write my summons and fine for selling to a minor the city police pulls up.

    City cop "whats the problem".

    I say "I wanna file charges against (cop one and cop twos names) for attempting to buy beer for this minor here <points to cop one> He came in without id, when carded he left and they came back with him to buy the beer. He has stated that he is only 19 and they have stated that they are buying the beer and I have it on tape.

    I look at cop one and say "your move chief."

    He gets pissed, tears up what he was writing, cop 2 and 3 take beer back to cooler and all three walk out with city cop.

    City cop comes back in after talking with them with a grin on his face and asks "you still need me?"

    "nah want some coffee?"



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    lol, nice one D, passed the test with flying colours I'd say.

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    lol! Thats hilarious!!! You tell em d!

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    kick a$$ !!!

    love to hear police getting embarrased like that! serves that punk right!

    word!

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    Flashkits Non-Flasher
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    THAT ROCKS

    D - you da man.

    thats thinkin on yo' feet.

    Way to show 'em up.

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    what a story
    they should make a movie about that
    or at least a tv miniseries

    ps- those cops must be pretty stupid

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    Originally posted by D4Demon
    what a story
    they should make a movie about that
    or at least a tv miniseries

    hehe Clerks 2

    37????

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    Damn Poh-Nine. I hate them doing things like that. My hookups only hook me up now cause they have known me for a while. NO one newer would want to hook me up. man. it sucks not being 21. Although a lot of my friends are, so it's cool.

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    Re: When Ball Bustin backfires...

    Originally posted by Dzine
    If you didnt know that you do now.
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    You're working where in the what now?

    Kidding!

    Seriously though. You've fulfilled a dream of mine. Telling some self-righteous cop to stuff it up his <bleep>.

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    <img src="/graphics/junk/swirl.gif"><BR>Bodypaintin' Freak<BR>I ate my post count again
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    <takes a bow>


    those bastards pissed me off....


    the look on that guys face when i told him it was his move....


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    Hahah :P

    That's awesome! Well played D. Well played.

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    Justice

    Nice one, amazing stuff .... BMT i'll say....


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    YOU GO BOY!!!!!!

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