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tell her she looks absoloutly awful in it, women dont like that, then shell *try*, hopefully to wash it out
if it doesnt come out straight away, she wont leave the house till it does
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finds out she is removing it
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try what i said on anyone, usually works unless their a dog
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supervillain
aren't you glad it was not like magenta or pinstripped?
oh well... maybe next time, she'll find a color she likes before she tries it.
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Originally posted by Markp.com
Ugh... very bad joke...Its off to the Jezza school of comedy for you young man...
Sorry mate, not even I could save this pathetic person.
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E. I thought you were gay ?
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by estudioworks
E. I thought you were gay ?
Hahaha... I wish...
I'm not gay, I just give in to that vibe Jezza puts out
Anyway... its 4am and I can here her awake upstairs snoopin round my bedroom (I'm in the bathroom... Mmmm laptops!) I'd better go before she finds my stash of specialist magazines!
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Originally posted by Markp.com
Originally posted by estudioworks
E. I thought you were gay ?
Hahaha... I wish...
I'm not gay, I just give in to that vibe Jezza puts out
Anyway... its 4am and I can here her awake upstairs snoopin round my bedroom (I'm in the bathroom... Mmmm laptops!) I'd better go before she finds my stash of specialist magazines!
Are these category E magazines? And wait, you have a laptop in front of you and you need MAGAZINES!? I think you need to go to a DIFFERENT Jezza school.
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by Weevil
Are these category E magazines?
E magazines? You must be american, right?
Originally posted by Weevil And wait, you have a laptop in front of you and you need MAGAZINES!? I think you need to go to a DIFFERENT Jezza school. [/B]
Erm... did I say I needed magazines? I just said I hope they aren't discovered
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Phantom Flasher...
Ahh nothing found... the world is safe again!
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what kind of magazines exactly?
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Originally posted by Markp.com
So do I:
A. Tell her its nice, even if it looks foul.
B. Be honest and tell her its rancid hair of death (if it looks that way).
C. Don't notice.
D. Just stay here and pretend I'm still asleep.
get used to it
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by sikonyte
what kind of magazines exactly?
Creative Review, LoDown, Wallpaper, Edge, (not create online as its the worst mag ever) and a couple of issues of Computerarse... oh I mean ComputerArts mag.
What kind of magazines did you think I meant?
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In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, Clementine
You've had the same girlfriend for 4 years???
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by LanSite
You've had the same girlfriend for 4 years???
An astute observation darling! Does that suprize you?
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair...
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In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, Clementine
Originally posted by Markp.com
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair...
uhhh ... yeah ~ that's it ~ that's exactly what I was thinking ... spread the joy - that's right!
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by LanSite
Originally posted by Markp.com
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair...
uhhh ... yeah ~ that's it ~ that's exactly what I was thinking ... spread the joy - that's right!
Heheh what were you thinking then?
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Here's what to do:
1. Pray to God that she doesn't see this thread.
2. Buy her flowers, take her out to a fancy restaurant, and generally kiss her ass for a week or so.
3. While she is sleeping, shave all her revolting black hair off her head.
4. Run like hell.
So, at least she has some nice flowers and some good food in her belly.
Come to think of it...the flowers will probably die... and the food will come out of her one way or another...
Well, just like good food and flowers, bad hair will eventually go away. So just sit tight and repeat step 2, and everything will be right as rain.
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally posted by alexhodge
Here's what to do:
1. Pray to God that she doesn't see this thread.
2. Buy her flowers, take her out to a fancy restaurant, and generally kiss her ass for a week or so.
3. While she is sleeping, shave all her revolting black hair off her head.
4. Run like hell.
So, at least she has some nice flowers and some good food in her belly.
Come to think of it...the flowers will probably die... and the food will come out of her one way or another...
Well, just like good food and flowers, bad hair will eventually go away. So just sit tight and repeat step 2, and everything will be right as rain.
Hahhahaa... so when will you open up your own dating agency?
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Right after I get hooked up with Aria and Chelle...they're hot!
-Alex
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FK Pimp, hard at work.
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supervillain
have to have women to be considered pimp
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