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    Banned vampstko's Avatar
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    yes i know another pointless thread but that's what i'm good for so lets here them momma jokes and insults



    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
    Yo Mamma is so ugly,
    her dentist treats her by mail-order.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."



    This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.
    I heard your mother had an abortion, and now I see it's true.

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    Yo Mama's so hairy,
    she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
    Excavating for a mine,
    Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
    And his daughter Clementine.
    Oh my darling, Clementine

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    Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

    Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

    Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those Malcom X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

    Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

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    lol...a few months ago, my friend printed me about 10 pages all of yo mamma jokes...i'm trying to find it now

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    your talking about my mamma?

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    Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

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    Yo mama's so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy poured out

    :End

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    yo' moms is so fat, even her jeans got stretch marks.

    yo' moms teeth so gapped, when she smiles, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

    yo' moms teeth is so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.


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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    Originally posted by gerbick
    yo' moms teeth is so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

    All of a sudden, that picture of Fabio and Nordy come to mind ... <bangs head on desk>

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    Originally posted by gerbick


    yo' moms teeth is so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta use that one

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    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

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    Originally posted by LanSite
    Originally posted by gerbick
    yo' moms teeth is so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.


    All of a sudden, that picture of Fabio and Nordy come to mind ... <bangs head on desk>
    HAHAHAHAHAH!

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    yo mamma is so fat that when i put a half a cup of water in the tub and she sat in it, it overflowed!

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    don king in a headlockPAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!


    holy toledo batman! i almost missed a yo momma thread!



    Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!





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    yo mama's so cross-eyed, she bent down to pick up a dime, came up with 2 nickels.

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    All of your mothers are so stupid it takes them an hour to cook Uncle Ben's minute-rice.

    Oh yea, and they're so ugly when they cry, the tears roll down the back of their heads.

    Oh yea. Gerbick, your mama is so fat, her belly button has an echo...plus, I ran around her twice and got lost.


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    yo mama so fat, she has her own orbit.

    yo mama so fat, when she jumps up, she gets stuck.

    dont laugh to hard.

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    what's my mum ever done to upset you lot so much ?

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    who's your daddy
    WHO's YOUR DADDY!!

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