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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    Well ... I guess as most of you know - I am on sort of a work hiatus right now ... but crap, even when I'm taking a break, it seems like I can't take a break ...

    "Lannie, can you fix this ... "

    "Lannie, can you fix that ... "

    "Lannie, come work here ... "

    Frequently, when meeting new people in hubby's field - they will ask what exactly his position is at his work place ~ although he's sort of what I guess you'd call 'upper management' - I usually tell them, "He washes cars" ... "He's the Lot Boy" ... "Key Room Boy ... ", etc ... I think I will now start doing the same with myself ... someone asks what I do, I think I'll just tell them something like "I'm a professional sneeze guard tester" ... Something rather inane like that ...

    Any other 'job' ideas?

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    'woman who works in office that looks like it used to be a kitchen' ?






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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    Originally posted by aversion
    'woman who works in office that looks like it used to be a kitchen' ?
    Heat Affirmation Specialist ...

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    "Don't worry, you didn't see me"

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    "Condiment Application Specialist"

    "Tylenol Logo Inscriber"

    "ABC Screen Doors, Saleswoman - Russian Division"

    "Children's Entertainment Specialist"

    "Deoderant Effectiveness Tester"

    "Elephant Rectal Thermometer Opperator"

    "Camel Ejected Saliva Collector"

    "Unwanted Refuse Screener"


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    gourmet photoshop connoisseur/ domestic network engineer w/ matching oven mitts

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    "Lannie, come work here ... "



    okok you asked for a job title...how abouts

    Official 'Happy Days' Fan-Club member Badge Maker


    now "Lannie, come work here ... "

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    Former Employee of Satan Napalm's Avatar
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    You can always have my old job title,
    "Former employee of satan, the person who draws pictures, and official scapegoat.

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    SOHKL - "Small Office Home Kitchen Lady"

    From http://www.insultmachine.com/job.asp (a job title generator , pick one of the following)

    Assistant to the E-Engineering Controller
    Administrative Building Phone Monkey
    Prime Corporate Strategy Programmer
    Primary Ergonomics Phone Monkey
    Chief Operations System Development Technologist

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    I like the Pick-up Line Generator...

    "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!"

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    Supremo Connection Diva

    Atonomous RGB Fact Overlord

    i got those here

    i like supremo connection diva though!

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    "Condom Donator" ;-)
    "Sperm Donator" :-|

    That should keep them away from you

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    Hi I am a stupidity suppression specialist. I have been called to speak with you.

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    zagnut inspector

    pick-up truck evangelist

    monkeygirl

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    GAME ON!!!! megatoon's Avatar
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    Just tell 'em you work for a secret government agency. If you told what you did you'd have to kill them.

    That should shut 'em up

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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    hahahahahahahaahaha which to choose, which to choose ... Supremo Connection Diva would have been perfect Tuesday! Pickup Truck Evangelist would have been great Sunday ... and Stupidity Suppression Specialist is a great all-around daily! hahhahahahaha

    And you know - I SWEAR, dammit ... there's one big honkin' moron walkin' around today that needs to have his butt kicked so hard he'd have to take his shirt of to potty ~ I'm savin' "Tylenol Logo Inscriber" or maybe "'Happy Days' Fan-Club member Badge Maker" ... (this guy is new at a place I frequent and doesn't know me ... )

    him: "what are *you* doing with his computer?" ...
    me: "Fixing it."
    him: "You?" ...
    me:"Yes ... me .... why?" ...
    him: "Well ... I just didn't think you could do ... you did anything."
    <whereas normally, I would proceed to smash my head against the desk, I would like to take this opportunity to say - given the chance, I would gleefully smash *his* forehead against the desk.>

    Now, you'd think I'd be used to these sort of remarks by now ... but he's just so ... smarmy(?) - what an utter and complete jackass.

    iCE - I'm not going to work there, Cookie - hell, I'm trying not to work here!

    Nordy - send me a Zagnut so I can inspect it ... might better send two for quality assurance purposes ... maybe make that three ...

    Chelle ~ that link is a keeper! Funny stuff!


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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    Originally posted by Napalm
    "Former employee of satan
    lmao - How was the benefits package?

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    I Mastered Dead Technology TallGuyLittleCar's Avatar
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    Originally posted by LanSite

    And you know - I SWEAR, dammit ... there's one big honkin' moron walkin' around today that needs to have his butt kicked so hard he'd have to take his shirt of to potty ~
    Although not a title, a slogan that can be usefull

    I will stomp a puddle in your @$$ and walk it dry.

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    you know. the more I see you post Lannie, I think

    neighbourhood bully really fits you well

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    Originally posted by LanSite
    Originally posted by Napalm
    "Former employee of satan
    lmao - How was the benefits package?
    Actually, I hear Microsoft's benefits package was pretty good...

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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
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    Originally posted by TallGuyLittleCar
    Although not a title, a slogan that can be usefull


    <sips coffee ... nods head> Yep ~ I've been considering having it printed on my cards ...

    I will stomp a puddle in your @$$ and walk it dry.


    hahahahhahahahaha I've never heard that one! <writing it down> And thank goodness I've never heard it! Probably would've scared the fool out o' me! I think I'll use that next time I see that guy ... That 'can of whoop ass' thing is gettin' tired ...

    G - I'm not a bully ... I'm just very aggressive on occasion ... Actually, I just can't stand morons like that guy - I always think people like that are depriving a village somewhere ...

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