Well ... I guess as most of you know - I am on sort of a work hiatus right now ... but crap, even when I'm taking a break, it seems like I can't take a break ...

"Lannie, can you fix this ... "

"Lannie, can you fix that ... "

"Lannie, come work here ... "

Frequently, when meeting new people in hubby's field - they will ask what exactly his position is at his work place ~ although he's sort of what I guess you'd call 'upper management' - I usually tell them, "He washes cars" ... "He's the Lot Boy" ... "Key Room Boy ... ", etc ... I think I will now start doing the same with myself ... someone asks what I do, I think I'll just tell them something like "I'm a professional sneeze guard tester" ... Something rather inane like that ...

Any other 'job' ideas?