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  1. 08-26-2002, 12:09 PM #1
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    You can only ask me questions that I can answer yes or no to.

    Why is there a man in a train, dead, with a package?

    Go!

    TE
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  2. 08-26-2002, 12:10 PM #2
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    is the answer interesting?
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  3. 08-26-2002, 12:23 PM #3
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    does the package contain old clothes?


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  4. 08-26-2002, 12:41 PM #4
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    have you ever picked up a dog by the hindlegs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner??

    have you ever shaved your buttocks??

    fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he??

    Okay Okay.. was the package opened??
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  5. 08-26-2002, 01:02 PM #5
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    If your mom was a footbal and your dad was a hockey puck.
    How many dogs would it take to shingle your roof?
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  6. 08-26-2002, 01:03 PM #6
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    Originally posted by asheep_uk
    You can only ask me questions that I can answer yes or no to.

    Why is there a man in a train, dead, with a package?

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    The man jumped from an airplane with a parachute in his arms. He never opened it. He landed inside the train by falling through the sunroof. He scared the crap out of the old lady sitting next to him.
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    Originally posted by Visionray
    Originally posted by asheep_uk
    You can only ask me questions that I can answer yes or no to.

    Why is there a man in a train, dead, with a package?

    Go!

    TE

    The man jumped from an airplane with a parachute in his arms. He never opened it. He landed inside the train by falling through the sunroof. He scared the crap out of the old lady sitting next to him.
    Is this the most unfortunate chain of events ever?!
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  8. 08-26-2002, 01:08 PM #8
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    did the man die of natural causes?
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  9. 08-26-2002, 01:15 PM #9
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    is it jack straw?


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  10. 08-26-2002, 01:54 PM #10
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    Did you stop playing?
    Are we going to get our answers?
    What time is it?
    What do you have to eat around here?
    Hun, could you fix the sink?
    Could a wood chuck chuck wood?
    Am I giving you a headache?
    Is my post going to be deleted?
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  11. 08-26-2002, 02:42 PM #11
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    Well Visionray has spoiled it, but I shall continue...

    did the man die of natural causes?
    No.
    is it jack straw?
    No.
    Did you stop playing?
    Yes.
    Are we going to get our answers?
    Yes.
    What time is it?
    N.A
    What do you have to eat around here?
    N.A
    Hun, could you fix the sink?
    No.
    Could a wood chuck chuck wood?
    Yes.
    Am I giving you a headache?
    Yes.
    Is my post going to be deleted?
    No.
    How many dogs would it take to shingle your roof?
    N.A
    have you ever picked up a dog by the hindlegs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner??
    Yes.
    have you ever shaved your buttocks??
    No.
    fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he??
    Yes.
    Okay Okay.. was the package opened??
    No.
    does the package contain old clothes?
    No.
    is the answer interesting?
    No.

    TE
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  12. 08-26-2002, 02:47 PM #12
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    i love lateral thinking exercises!!!! this is a good one, although i've never hear of it being in a train. i think its the same one as:
    A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?

    i won't ruin it like vision did

    you can find more here:
    http://www.ram.org/ramblings/other/l...questions.html
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  13. 08-26-2002, 02:48 PM #13
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    haha, visionray only spoilt it if he knew that was the answer, maybe he was guessing?


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  14. 08-26-2002, 02:49 PM #14
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    Originally posted by nordberg
    i love lateral thinking exercises!!!! this is a good one, although i've never hear of it being in a train. i think its the same one as:
    A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?

    i won't ruin it like vision did

    you can find more here:
    http://www.ram.org/ramblings/other/l...questions.html
    there's another one about a man on a train not killing himself because he was in a smoking carriage and, obviously, why?

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  15. 08-26-2002, 02:50 PM #15
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    HAHA! Was I right? Seriously I just guessed.
    That can't be the answer...its too dumb.
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  16. 08-26-2002, 02:52 PM #16
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    Originally posted by Visionray
    HAHA! Was I right? Seriously I just guessed.
    That can't be the answer...its too dumb.
    Apart from the old lady, that is exactly it!

    TE
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  17. 08-26-2002, 02:52 PM #17
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    i have no idea if you are right vision - it just sounded like that one i listed....it's probably totally different though...we'll just have to keep asking sheepy...
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  18. 08-26-2002, 02:54 PM #18
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    LOL! i forgot you mentioned the part about the old lady - that's too funny!
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  19. 08-26-2002, 02:56 PM #19
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    Originally posted by asheep_uk
    Originally posted by Visionray
    HAHA! Was I right? Seriously I just guessed.
    That can't be the answer...its too dumb.
    Apart from the old lady, that is exactly it!

    TE
    YES! Muuuhahahahaha!!!



    sorry I ruined it.
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  20. 08-26-2002, 03:01 PM #20
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    I'm a good lateral thinker. I got this one -

    15. You have three lights in a box, each of which is connected to a switch outside the box. The box is closed. You need to figure out which switch to corresponds to which light and you can open the box only once (and you can't manipulate the switches after you open the box). How do you do this?

    Go ahead, ask me yes/no questions. I CAN TAKE IT, LETS GO!!
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