Alright, just to be nice, I'm going to start one thread with Dan the Cow as a thingy on the side.

My question is, how far away is everyone sitting, right now, from where they were born. I thought it might be interesting to see.

I was born in Manchester (Ormskirk) and I'm now sitting in Sao Paulo, Brazil - that's about 5,000 km (give or take a little)

Now it's your turn.