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Phantom Flasher...
Come on then... try your best!
(nothing too rude kids Remember your stars when you want to say s**t or f***)
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I Mastered Dead Technology
"I know MarkP and Nerderina"
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FK Photoshop Slut
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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supervillain
"I'm sex on a stick!" - markp
"I'm not Jamble!" - works everytime
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*Licks thumb then touches gilrs arm*
Lets get you out of those wet clothes...
Like a charm boys, like a charm...
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Retired Mod
"je suis une rock star luv"
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In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, Clementine
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
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Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
What, you wouldn't buy it?!
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FK Photoshop Slut
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
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FK Photoshop Slut
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
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FK Photoshop Slut
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! You guys are kidding, right?
Wait.... Its a women.... Shh! Don't make any big movements so we do not scare her away.
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
Originally posted by mx_kid
You single rugby?
Look, I can scan things out of Cosmo too.
(Was it the photoshop skills or the one liners that won her over??)
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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A "clean" one:
You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.
A "dirty" one:
Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pop ups?
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Rugbystud: is that your girlfriend/wife? I must try out your chat-up lines next time...
One more I remembered:
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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poet and narcisist
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poet and narcisist
i mean: you're betty or mary?
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