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    Phantom Flasher... Markp.com's Avatar
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    Come on then... try your best!
    (nothing too rude kids Remember your stars when you want to say s**t or f***)

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    FK Photoshop Slut rugbystud's Avatar
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    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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    "I'm sex on a stick!" - markp

    "I'm not Jamble!" - works everytime

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    *Licks thumb then touches gilrs arm*

    Lets get you out of those wet clothes...


    Like a charm boys, like a charm...

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    "je suis une rock star luv"


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    In a cavern, in a canyon,
    Excavating for a mine,
    Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
    And his daughter Clementine.
    Oh my darling, Clementine

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    rofl! You guys are kidding, right?


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    mullet king
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    Originally posted by LanSite
    rofl! You guys are kidding, right?

    What, you wouldn't buy it?!

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    FK Photoshop Slut rugbystud's Avatar
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    I am a magical being, take off your bra.


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    FK Photoshop Slut rugbystud's Avatar
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    Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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    mullet king
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    You single rugby?

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    Nope!

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    FK Photoshop Slut rugbystud's Avatar
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    All those curves, and me with no brakes.

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    Originally posted by LanSite
    rofl! You guys are kidding, right?

    Wait.... Its a women.... Shh! Don't make any big movements so we do not scare her away.

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    Originally posted by mx_kid
    You single rugby?
    Look, I can scan things out of Cosmo too.



    (Was it the photoshop skills or the one liners that won her over??)

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    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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    A "clean" one:
    You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.

    A "dirty" one:
    Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pop ups?

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    Rugbystud: is that your girlfriend/wife? I must try out your chat-up lines next time...

    One more I remembered:
    Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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    your bed or mine?

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    i mean: you're betty or mary?

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