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    Originally posted by Runes_Tooth
    Don't how long this has been up, but it's about time.

    Are you going to rename the company?
    Nope, it will stay Microsoft to avoid confussing all the stupid Microsoft users.

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    That hurt.



    I don't think I'm stupid, now Imacs are stupid, who would want to have to ctrl click just to eject something?



    That hurt.


    That was like racial or something.










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    Hey! Macs are good! You bad mouth the mac, you bad mouth ******* and that isn't good.

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    Macs would be fine, they would be okay, if I didn't have to ctrl click and eject. I like to just pop things out

    I think I will stick to my right click, thankyou.






    I was raised on Windows. Once you go one way, I find it extremly hard to "Switch". And all the things in those commersials that you supposably can't do, it seems that I have done all of them. I have problem for Windoes, you just can't be stupid.

    No offense, I know there are some very advanced people out there using macs, but they are for beginners. Unless you are in digital and movie editing, there not too good.



    One thing I do admit is tha Imacs are goo for digital editing.

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    is it just me or is the spelling throughout this thread absolutely atrocious?

    conspiracy theory anyone?

    - n.

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    Hey, I've beem known for my extremly good spelling, and I just realized I missed two letters in my last post....


    So I accidently joined the conspiricy, I think it is one of the lesser plans of it...

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    Originally posted by NerdInside
    Hey! Macs are good! You bad mouth the mac, you bad mouth ******* and that isn't good.
    I have lost all respect for you.

    One more has drifited into Mac H*ll.

    emenem: You called??

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    Wow, at last... ~sigh

    At first, I was like...wuh? But now, I know it's a joke

    http://www.microsoft.org/ is what told me

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    Originally posted by subkamran
    Wow, at last... ~sigh

    At first, I was like...wuh? But now, I know it's a joke

    http://www.microsoft.org/ is what told me
    It's not like its hard to see it was fake. But what was going through your head before seeing that? Thats what makes it all worth wild.

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    dude that is hilarious! i want nerdinside to hire me as VP... how does $10 0000 0000 0000 a year sound?? muahahah

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    Originally posted by gshock
    dude that is hilarious! i want nerdinside to hire me as VP... how does $10 0000 0000 0000 a year sound?? muahahah
    I see what you are up to. I only get $10 a year, those extra zeros are no attached!

    NEVER!!!!

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    Originally posted by NerdInside
    Originally posted by gshock
    dude that is hilarious! i want nerdinside to hire me as VP... how does $10 0000 0000 0000 a year sound?? muahahah
    I see what you are up to. I only get $10 a year, those extra zeros are no attached!

    NEVER!!!!

    LOL!! NeRdinSide gets paid 10$ a year.... that's more than i make in my entire life!! cmon gimmie a 10 000000000 raise

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    Now imagine Nerdless in dockers and a rusty sweater, anouncing the new and improved Nerdosoft product,
    Windows LNI (stands for: Linux Nerd Inside)thats a must have of course

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    Originally posted by nightwish
    Now imagine Nerdless in dockers and a rusty sweater, anouncing the new and improved Nerdosoft product,
    Windows LNI (stands for: Linux Nerd Inside)thats a must have of course
    Stop putting words into my fake press release! It's Windows NX!

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    Ok ok sorry....
    My mistake, that title for windows was all wrong... The fake speech says its going to be called Nx....

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    Originally posted by NerdInside
    Originally posted by subkamran
    Wow, at last... ~sigh

    At first, I was like...wuh? But now, I know it's a joke

    http://www.microsoft.org/ is what told me
    It's not like its hard to see it was fake. But what was going through your head before seeing that? Thats what makes it all worth wild.
    At first, "OK...does this mean Microsoft will be better now? Wait a minute. This is retarded...he spelled * wrong..."

    Now:

    "Duh...I'm so dumb, of course it's fake..."

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    This just in, gasbag15 breaks a fluorescent light bulb at Microsoft head quarters.

    Can I come and work for you Nerdinside?

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    Figures...

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    Originally posted by gasbag15

    Figures...
    "We are sorry for the inconvenience"
    Yeah... that figures... as if they cared....

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    Well so much for that MCSE i was working on. What a waste of money.

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