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on the up and up
Things you should say to a copper
>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. >>
>>> > (OK in Texas) >> > - >> >
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>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
>in. >> > - >> >
>
>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >> > - >> >
>
>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up >>with me.
>Good job! >> >
>>> >> > - >> >
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>5. Are You Andy or Barney? >> > - >> >
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>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
>be a police officer. >> > - >> >
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>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? >> > - >> >
>
>8. I pay your salary! >- >> >
>
>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
>warning, too! >> > >> > - >> >
>
>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
>does. >> > >> > - >> >
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>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
>other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. >> > - >> >
>>>
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>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, >>have >>
>>> > you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
>officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating
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This is why you can't legally drive a car...
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root
Watch for the spelling!!
One beer Ociffer i swear!
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supervillain
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root
YOU KILLED THAT THREAD GERBICK!!! I'M TELLING!!
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supervillain
Originally posted by juxtaman
YOU KILLED THAT THREAD GERBICK!!! I'M TELLING!!
erm.
sorry?
<resume thread>
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curmudgeon
show us your...[insert body parts here]
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supervillain
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curmudgeon
possibly, depending on cirumstances
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Jugula Vein so you can peirce his neck with you giant rat teeth?
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curmudgeon
leave my giant rat teeth out of this
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Ohk you giant mouse tooth
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Senior Member
Lets not talk about Swampy's little mouse shall we.
Sam
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just look the cooper in the eyes the whole time... like your trying to kill him with your eyes.
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curmudgeon
Originally posted by SJT
Lets not talk about Swampy's little mouse shall we.
little mouse tail would have been a better gag
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supervillain
don't ever reply to an officer when he asks "Do you have any guns in there?" with "Naw, it's at home with the dope."
now, who's the comedian that said that?
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Senior Member
Originally posted by justice strike
just look the cooper in the eyes the whole time... like your trying to kill him with your eyes.
Yeah! Then he'll never be able to make barrels, that'll teach him!
Swampy, put the mouse back in his house and lets get on with the semiotics show.
Sam
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when he asks:what are you a comedian?
answer: well actually yes i'm a professional comedian.
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