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Thread: [Resolved] Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

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    Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    I need to marry an old, semi-famous, rich lady, for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend, which one shall it be?

    Nathalie Baye

    Patricia Heaton

    Nathalie has the sexy french accent

    Patricia may be a little richer

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    neither. they don't want you.

    yes. I called them both.

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    Originally posted by gerbick
    neither. they don't want you.

    yes. I called them both.

    thats not what they said last night ......yes, both of them

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    Did Patricia Heaton get breast implants?!

    Patricia, all the way!

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    well if they want to get married, then whoever u don't pick, send my way. I need some money too.

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    Originally posted by DigitalOne
    Did Patricia Heaton get breast implants?!

    Patricia, all the way!

    looks like she did, and im not complaining

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    Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend
    You got that right

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    Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    I need to marry an old, semi-famous, rich lady, for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend, which one shall it be?

    I need to marry an old, ........??

    They don't look old to me mate .
    If someone tells you it can't be done,
    it's probally because they don't know how.

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    Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by mave_the_rave
    I need to marry an old, ........??

    They don't look old to me mate .
    you said it grandpa

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    Whoever did that Patricia Heaton site should be ashamed of themselves.

    For crying out loud, it's not difficult to display photos in html.

    As for a choice, you wouldn't go wrong with either of 'em, though I think Nathalie Baye looks a little too much like (up for allegedly rigging a little insider trading) Martha Stewart.
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    Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by mave_the_rave
    I need to marry an old, ........??

    They don't look old to me mate .

    more then double my age

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    Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    more then double my age
    Wow, 36.



    Your plan is good , alty, except that either of these two ladies would wear you out long before the night was over.

    They need experience, not an 'Oh God, I'm so sorry - we can try again later' youngster.

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    Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    more then double my age
    I had someone twice my age proposition me for sex the other day in the subway station... VERY CREEPY

    It was just one of those weird sequences of events,
    I couldn't understand the French announcement that the metro (french subway) was stalled for 15 minutes.
    The person next to me (the old lady) asked me in french what it said.
    I said I didn't speak french.
    blah blah blah, she keeps talking asking me personal questions, I keep them to yes/no answers or lies.
    Then she asks where I'm going, I said home, she asked to come with me... I say no and she goes on about how she likes younger men.. by now the subway comes and I get on six cars away from her.

    CREEPY!
    for the record she wasn't attractive, nor was she rich (she's taking the subway), plus she said she was 44, over double my age

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by hurricaneone
    Wow, 36.



    Your plan is good , alty, except that either of these two ladies would wear you out long before the night was over.

    They need experience, not an 'Oh God, I'm so sorry - we can try again later' youngster.


    "Hey, do you want to stop for lunch, I havnt eaten in over 12 hours"


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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    "Hey, do you want to stop for lunch, I havnt eaten in over 12 hours"

    So she's still waiting then?

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by hurricaneone
    So she's still waiting then?


    yeah, waiting for the professional chef that I bought with her money, it was originally for you h1...but ya know...

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

    Originally posted by alty29
    yeah, waiting for the professional chef that I bought with her money, it was originally for you h1...but ya know...
    Dude, PM me next time.

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    looks like she did, and im not complaining
    I did not !!! and im not old , thread title changed

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    PUPPET!!!!!!


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    Hah.... shes a guest of mine. Aaall mine

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