[Resolved] Which Of These Two Old Ladies Should I Marry?

[alty29]

I need to marry an old, semi-famous, rich lady, for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend, which one shall it be?

Nathalie Baye

Patricia Heaton

Nathalie has the sexy french accent

Patricia may be a little richer

[gerbick]

neither. they don't want you.

yes. I called them both.

[alty29]

Originally posted by gerbick
neither. they don't want you.

yes. I called them both.

thats not what they said last night ......yes, both of them

[DigitalOne]

Did Patricia Heaton get breast implants?!

Patricia, all the way!

[Hellsbellboy]

well if they want to get married, then whoever u don't pick, send my way. I need some money too.

[alty29]

Originally posted by DigitalOne
Did Patricia Heaton get breast implants?!

Patricia, all the way!

looks like she did, and im not complaining

[kamyab]

Originally posted by alty29
for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend

You got that right

[mave_the_rave]

Originally posted by alty29
I need to marry an old, semi-famous, rich lady, for reasons you couldnt possibly comprhend, which one shall it be?

I need to marry an old, ........??

They don't look old to me mate .

[bvgroote]

Originally posted by mave_the_rave
I need to marry an old, ........??

They don't look old to me mate .

you said it grandpa

[hurricaneone]

Whoever did that Patricia Heaton site should be ashamed of themselves.

For crying out loud, it's not difficult to display photos in html.

As for a choice, you wouldn't go wrong with either of 'em, though I think Nathalie Baye looks a little too much like (up for allegedly rigging a little insider trading) Martha Stewart.

[alty29]

Originally posted by mave_the_rave
I need to marry an old, ........??

They don't look old to me mate .

more then double my age

[hurricaneone]

Originally posted by alty29
more then double my age

Wow, 36.



Your plan is good , alty, except that either of these two ladies would wear you out long before the night was over.

They need experience, not an 'Oh God, I'm so sorry - we can try again later' youngster.

[flipshark]

Originally posted by alty29
more then double my age

I had someone twice my age proposition me for sex the other day in the subway station... VERY CREEPY

It was just one of those weird sequences of events,
I couldn't understand the French announcement that the metro (french subway) was stalled for 15 minutes.
The person next to me (the old lady) asked me in french what it said.
I said I didn't speak french.
blah blah blah, she keeps talking asking me personal questions, I keep them to yes/no answers or lies.
Then she asks where I'm going, I said home, she asked to come with me... I say no and she goes on about how she likes younger men.. by now the subway comes and I get on six cars away from her.

CREEPY!
for the record she wasn't attractive, nor was she rich (she's taking the subway), plus she said she was 44, over double my age

[alty29]

Originally posted by hurricaneone
Wow, 36.



Your plan is good , alty, except that either of these two ladies would wear you out long before the night was over.

They need experience, not an 'Oh God, I'm so sorry - we can try again later' youngster.

"Hey, do you want to stop for lunch, I havnt eaten in over 12 hours"

[hurricaneone]

Originally posted by alty29
"Hey, do you want to stop for lunch, I havnt eaten in over 12 hours"

So she's still waiting then?

[alty29]

Originally posted by hurricaneone
So she's still waiting then?

yeah, waiting for the professional chef that I bought with her money, it was originally for you h1...but ya know...

[hurricaneone]

Originally posted by alty29
yeah, waiting for the professional chef that I bought with her money, it was originally for you h1...but ya know...

Dude, PM me next time.

[Patricia Heaton]

Originally posted by alty29
looks like she did, and im not complaining

I did not !!! and im not old , thread title changed

[ViRGo_RK]

PUPPET!!!!!!

[GMF ™]

Hah.... shes a guest of mine. Aaall mine