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Why i'm living with my parents until i'm 42
Well, they've gone over to the east coast for the summer, leaving me here ALLL alone. Before they left, we went shopping and I picked out stuff I thought was easy to cook. Tonight I (was) exciting because i'm having chicken nuggets. I pre-heat the stove to 500 (didn't mean to). I then put in the nuggets and let them cook too long, before taking them out to flip them, I grab the pan with bare hands.
It hurts like crazy, and i'm sure a blister will form soon. Coming up the stairs, I realize it's pouring rain out, and every window in the house is open.. Too late, the window thingys, and carpet is already soaked...
I'll keep you updated
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Retired Mod
call the fire brigade, you're bound to need them soon.
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Senior Member
Just put the number on speed dial
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I Mastered Dead Technology
Re: Why i'm living with my parents until i'm 42
Originally posted by Jamez Brown
I pre-heat the stove to 500 (didn't mean to). I then put in the nuggets and let them cook too long, before taking them out to flip them, I grab the pan with bare hands.
hey did you turn the oven off?
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Re: Why i'm living with my parents until i'm 42
Originally posted by Jamez Brown
Coming up the stairs, I realize it's pouring rain out, and every window in the house is open.. Too late, the window thingys, and carpet is already soaked...
That is, of course, assuming that they'll let you live to see 42 after this mess...
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more cowbell
LOL, come on man, how did you not think to put on gloves or something?
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lol, i've never done this before. I was going to order pizza tongiht, but I figured i'd do it the oldin' style way
I used the glove now, everything is under control (for now).
This sorta reminded me about the time I was cooking ravioli, I put the stove on as hot as it'll go so it cooks faster. Anyways I get a phone call, and the guy won't shut up, so I end up talking for 10 minutes, and when i'm done the ravioli is stuck to the pan, and black ect.. so I had to take it out back and scrap in out with a fork
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New Wave
Re: Re: Why i'm living with my parents until i'm 42
Originally posted by TallGuyLittleCar
hey did you turn the oven off?
Nice! Thanks for reminding me. I left the oven on!
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supervillain
your parents should have known better.
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
This is the reason Home Economics should have remained a requirement for high school graduation.
Yeah, you can do algebra (fat lot of use that is), but feed yourself? Keep yourself dry?
No, that's out of the question.
Stand by for emergency synapse rerouting
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YH Jelly Llama Jockey
Even monkeys can work out not to touch things that are hot.
If we're lucky your parents will see fit to have you put down when they return. Society will not be lost without your genes in the pool.
In fact, to speed things up, go back downstairs, turn on the oven and put your head inside. Do not remove head until golden brown and cooked thoroughly.
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Karma police
Get some girls in there.
make it all worth it
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Originally posted by defuzz
Even monkeys can work out not to touch things that are hot.
If we're lucky your parents will see fit to have you put down when they return. Society will not be lost without your genes in the pool.
In fact, to speed things up, go back downstairs, turn on the oven and put your head inside. Do not remove head until golden brown and cooked thoroughly.
only after they've touched them for the first time
Only after the last tree has been cut down, after the last river has been poisoned, after the last fish has been caught, then will you find that money cannot be eaten. Cree Indian Prophecy.
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YH Jelly Llama Jockey
Originally posted by suehami
only after they've touched them for the first time
yup and I'm guessing at some point in his life mr Brown might have seen something hot come out fo the oven.
Of course, monkeys also play in their own faeces so not touching hot things might not be such a good measure of intelligence.
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Originally posted by defuzz
yup and I'm guessing at some point in his life mr Brown might have seen something hot come out fo the oven.
is it really safe to assume anything here!!??
do you think mr brown knew where the kitchen was b4 now?
Only after the last tree has been cut down, after the last river has been poisoned, after the last fish has been caught, then will you find that money cannot be eaten. Cree Indian Prophecy.
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Titleless
lol, I see this evolving into the "Uh, I really screwed up" thread.
Rember that one Gerbs
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Kind of funny that he said he'd keep us updated. Since he hasn't posted in a while and all.
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Maybe he is too weak with hunger.
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Maybe he blew his house up.
Or maybe Dan did it
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