A man goes for a job on a building site.

"What can you do ?" asks the foreman.

"I'm a handy man" says the Man.

"Can you do plastering ?"

"No, I'm no good at plastering"

"Can you do electrical work?"

"No, I leave that sort of thing to the experts."

"Plumbing"

"No.."

"Bricklaying?"

"Not really"

"Painting & Decorating?"

"No, I don't have the patience"

"Roofing work?"

"No I don't like heights"

"Look" says the foreman, " You don't do plastering, bricklaying, Painting & Decorating,roofing,plumbing.... What makes you so handy...??"

"I only live round the corner" replies the man..