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    the handyman

    A man goes for a job on a building site.

    "What can you do ?" asks the foreman.

    "I'm a handy man" says the Man.

    "Can you do plastering ?"

    "No, I'm no good at plastering"

    "Can you do electrical work?"

    "No, I leave that sort of thing to the experts."

    "Plumbing"

    "No.."

    "Bricklaying?"

    "Not really"

    "Painting & Decorating?"

    "No, I don't have the patience"

    "Roofing work?"

    "No I don't like heights"

    "Look" says the foreman, " You don't do plastering, bricklaying, Painting & Decorating,roofing,plumbing.... What makes you so handy...??"

    "I only live round the corner" replies the man..
    If someone tells you it can't be done,
    it's probally because they don't know how.

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    I'm Sorry , that was one of the worst jokes ever, Did you come up with it yourself?

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    Originally posted by SmokeBombShoe
    I'm Sorry , that was one of the worst jokes ever, Did you come up with it yourself?
    I can't actually remember anyone telling me that joke.
    If someone tells you it can't be done,
    it's probally because they don't know how.

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    well I thought it was a very funny joke. perhaps maybe becuase of the unavailablity of handy men in my area. I've learned alot about contruction and home repair.

    and let me tell, nothing makes you feel more manly then sitting on the new roof you just refinished, watching the sunset and drinking a fine ale.
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