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    How to annoy people

    A few of these made me laugh, just thought id share for those who havent seen this..

    How to annoy people

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    Mom said "make me a Mod" el-Ignoramus's Avatar
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    Ask people what gender they are.

    Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'

    Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"


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    Aww, I haven't seen this for ages.

    Ha: "Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)"
    Last edited by asheep_uk; 06-20-2004 at 10:23 AM.

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    Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
    Continuously mumble during a conversation.
    lol

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    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
    hehe, I do that.

    and when I can't understand what someone says to me, I say "What did you just call me!!?" and look really pissed off

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    Hmm, well those are annoying. Not neccessarily funny IMO...most will just make you look like an idiot.

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    We're all pretty similar.

    "Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"

    "Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly."

    I've preformed this one.
    Last edited by ViRGo_RK; 06-20-2004 at 02:32 PM.


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    stand in line at the bank for hours, and when you finally get to the front ask them if they have change for a nickel.

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    I would say I found some of those slightly amusing.. but I didn't.

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    if reading that was meant to annoy, it worked!




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    Oh good!

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    Don't be so sensitive!

    I was merely joshing you, young man!

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    Young man?

    I can't wait for the "back in my day" stories to come.


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    Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.

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    Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
    I can't wait for the "back in my day" stories to come.
    with me turning 30 this year... you might never know.

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    Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
    hehe

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    The funnier ones are in the pizza guy and drivers.

    I think they went around and got a list of stupid things people have done while driving and wrote em there. Seems like I've seen a vast majority of em.
    The other day, I bought a box of animal crackers. On the side, it said "Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken". I opened the box and sure enough...

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    post the same old inflammatory threads under a differnet guise in the lounge.
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    hehe, don't worry, not aimed at you kiddo
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    I think he was adding to the list. And it was a pretty good suggestion, and you can piss off more than one person. Thousands, actually.


    PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
    Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.

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