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    Moonlight shadow asheep_uk's Avatar
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    New British Law (Warning: British humor)

    It is now law that any driver with a below-average driving ability must display a warning flag on their car. The flag must be a rectangle, have a white background with a red cross. It can optionaly have the name of the country they live in on it (e.g. England).

    Here is an example of one of the warning flags:


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    Nice one, I work in a garage up here in Scotland and the amount of cars (Even here) with those ****ty little flags is unbearable, they do it to wind us scots up...

    A family came in the other day, the usual fat bald failed englishman and his family were ALL wearing england tops...

    I hate the english, they are arseholes...
    "Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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    I'm none too keen on you either.
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    ditto

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    Originally posted by robbmcaulay
    Nice one, I work in a garage up here in Scotland and the amount of cars (Even here) with those ****ty little flags is unbearable, they do it to wind us scots up...

    A family came in the other day, the usual fat bald failed englishman and his family were ALL wearing england tops...

    I hate the english, they are arseholes...

    sour grapes because you didnt qualify?

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    Hairy Member robbmcaulay's Avatar
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    Sorry, you're right, not ALL english people are arseholes...

    Just patriotic **** with the little flags... "Wooooo, we're in Euro 2004!" when they are fat single old bald men...



    [Hmm silly Swear filter didnt get that one!]
    Last edited by TheEnigma; 06-19-2004 at 09:43 AM.
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    Let's hold a soccer riot.


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    Its a shame the sweaties didn't qualify..no really

    Always amusing to watch their brave happy go lucky optimism slowly melt away as their team inevitably gets crushed in every game by footballing titans like Costa Rica.

    MAAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    poor old scotschland, got some good players, good squad on paper........just **** on grass!

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    Originally posted by SpockBert
    poor old scotschland, got some good players, good squad on paper........just **** on grass!
    Well, what else do you play soccer on?


    PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
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    say no more loydall's Avatar
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    Originally posted by robbmcaulay
    Sorry, you're right, not ALL english people are arseholes...

    Just patriotic twats with the little flags... "Wooooo, we're in Euro 2004!" when they are fat single old bald men...

    There's nothing wrong with being patriotic and there's nothing wrong with being proud that we're in Euro 2004.

    You're right though - there's definitely a percentage of England supporters that are nothing more than an embarrassment to the country - the fat bald one's with really bad taste tattoos..

    Anyway - I bet the Scottish are just as proud to be in Euro 2004.





    Oh, oops.. sorry - I forgot.

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    Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
    Well, what else do you play soccer on?
    astro-turf, concrete, all-weather, sand, indoor 5-a-side pitch, carpet, whatever. It doesnt matter aslong as you can kick a ball on it. Portugal is an especially good place to play football

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    And another...

    Q: Why are the English better lovers than the French?

    A: Because they can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second.
    Stand by for emergency synapse rerouting

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    I saw a news article recently about a very patriotic woman who decided to paint the flag of st george across the front of her house.
    She got off to a bad start when she messed up big time on the front garden wall by painting the background red and the cross white, suggesting something else completely

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    Originally posted by robbmcaulay
    I hate the english, they are arseholes...
    Lol, thanks...I think.
    Well all the ones who cause sensless alcohol induced/non-alcohol induced roits are.
    The rest of us are quite nice really
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    Originally posted by Olly K
    Lol, thanks...I think.
    Well all the ones who cause sensless alcohol induced/non-alcohol induced roits are.
    The rest of us are quite nice really
    Thanks for being so understanding, I definately put it the wrong way...

    @Loydall - Bang on about the bad taste tattoos, that's who the comment about being arseholes was aimed at
    "Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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    what a bitter thread

    arsehole though...if I said 'arse' around these parts I'd probably get slapped. What a funny word.

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    Originally posted by fospher.com
    arsehole though...if I said 'arse' around these parts I'd probably get slapped. What a funny word.
    *SLAP*

    Well... you did just say it.

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    was "ass" derived from "arse" because it sounds weird when americans say "arse"? because it does you know

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    thanks for the bit o' knowledge. yay.

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