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  1. 06-29-2004, 01:36 PM #1
    atRax
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    I need some simple '' fresh '' simple Jokes !

    Do you have any ?

    Im looking for quick jokes ... like 2 or 3 sentences !
    I ask you all to concentrate really hard on the freedom of all being. Its hard not to be very angry it is impossible We have to focus this confusion frustration helplessness feeling into a creative outlet Anger can spawn such amazing creativity through Street art Free art to teach each other know each other a language our evolution Go ahead and break some dumb rules
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    What did the bird say after his cage broke?
    "Cheap, cheap!"
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  3. 06-29-2004, 01:51 PM #3
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    A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
    "What really bugs me is that my mom had the audacity to call Flash Kit a bunch of 'inept jack-asses'." - sk8Krog
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  4. 06-29-2004, 02:55 PM #4
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    www.allcomedy.net..

    listen to one of those feeds. IMO really good jokes that are one liners, usually are dirty.
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  5. 06-29-2004, 03:00 PM #5
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    Originally posted by PAlexC
    A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
    ha ha

    i was just about to do that one
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  6. 06-29-2004, 03:05 PM #6
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    Last man in the universe walks into a bar. He looks down into his glass and after a while looks up and says 'drink, I'd like another bartender'.

    I have many that I couldn't post on a G-rated board...

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  7. 06-29-2004, 03:21 PM #7
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    I always find the word 'dissipated' quite amusing ^_^
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  8. 06-29-2004, 03:29 PM #8
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    Originally posted by Olly K
    I always find the word 'dissipated' quite amusing ^_^
    really?

    hmmm....it don't do anything for me.
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  9. 06-29-2004, 04:11 PM #9
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    Oh it makes me laugh every time I hear it


    no seriously.
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  10. 06-29-2004, 05:13 PM #10
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    Originally posted by PAlexC
    A rabbi, a preist, a horse, a duck, a midget, a clown, 2 blondes, a redhead and Superman walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
    Buwa hahahaha!

    brilliant!
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  11. 06-30-2004, 05:26 AM #11
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    PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

    DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."




    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

    Not exactly a 2 liner but funny
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