Need to shrink!

[hockyfan]

So I found an old shirt in the back of my closet, and it has a really nice vintage look to it. Only problem: it's a bit too big on me. So I need to shrink it, and I know throwing it in the dryer at a high temperature will help, but is there anything else I can do?


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[The_Xell]

Wash it in too high a heat.

[interesting]

Harry Potter will help!

Naha jk, boil it. We in the old days, when we had no washing machines etc, boiled the colthes and oh fun if/when they became "severed"

[shortlilben]

Simple!

Please follow the steps below:
(WARNING: do not read the steps ahead of time that will cause you to be under the magical powers of a person)

Step 1: Light the fireplace. You will need a nice warn surface
Step 2: Lay nice expenive shirt out on your hands
Step 3: Place shirt slowly in fireplace
Step 4: Ahhh your shirts on fire what were you thinking!
Step 5: Scince your shirt is on fire you will need to save it so get out your achohal from your bathroom and pour it all over your highly flammable cotton clothes
Step 6: Jump in fire with clothes on and try to rescue the shirt, If the shirt is already torched stay in there and think about what you have done!