My lunch was ruined...

[Genesis F5]

Ok, so I decided, what the heck, I never go out to eat that often so why not treat myself to a little something nice so I headed out to a pretty nice upscale restaurant, but not that expensive.

So, I'm sitting there out of the corner or my eye I see this table where two women and their "special" guy friend are sitting.

This kind of special:



Well, anyways, then all of a sudden, I start to see one of the women start convulsing and cover her mouth like she was throwing up in her mouth or something. Unfortunately it wasn't "like she was:" she did. And did she ever. All over the table and on her friend, who then proceeded to freak out and also throw up.

Then it just gets ridiculous. Their guy friend throws up too. I thought I was going to throw up, but it was kind of funny in an "OMFG!!1111 WHAT FUX0r just happened" kind of way.

I swear the guy threw up just out theatrics, but what an embarassment. I guess all the empty wine glasses on their table didn't help the situation any.

I feel sorry for whoever had to clean that mess up. If I was the janitor, I would have put my mop down and said "See 'ya."

- genesis f5 (mx)

[admedia]

Haha... that's awesome!
wasn't there a scene in a movie like that?
That's the stuff cellphone cameras are made for.

[bigginge]

Must have been around 1980 my wife and I went to stay in a guest house by Ilkley Moor, taking our two sons. The youngest son was about 18 months old. Dinner was served at a big communal table with all the guests sitting round it. Unfortunately youngest son got a bit too much sun, (our fault, I know), and the effects hit right in the middle of dinner, spraying across the table. Everyone was very kind and understanding, fortunately.

[MechaPiano]

[TallGuyLittleCar]

i once saw somebody throw up on the table and some of their food. They then proceeded to pick around the vomit and eat the bits of food that escaped the regurgitation.

[lefteyewilly]

i'm officially throwing up on this thread after reading it.

[Markp.com]

Ahh... to have a photo/video phone in times like these!

[big_k]

one of my friends can throw up on command... boy did we ever make some good uses of that

[Genesis F5]

I don't know about the others, but in my case, it all happened like a chain reaction. Just bam, bam, bam, omg, and no time to react. I guess I need to do like that one guy who walks around with a video camera on his head taping everything he does.

But eating the kibbles and bits in your throw up? That's just wrong.

[Saint Benedetta]

once, i laughed so much, i threw up

throwing up bile is horrible...

[mark_my_words]

one of my friends can throw up on command... boy did we ever make some good uses of that

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[Saint Benedetta]

So, I'm sitting there out of the corner or my eye I see this table where two women and their "special" guy friend are sitting.

This kind of special:

thankfully, none of my special friends don't look like that

[Visionray]

yea throwing up is contageous. <--- (dont know if that's spelled correctly and I'm too arsed to look it up but not too arsed to type out how arsed I am.)

One time at band camp....we were on a bus on a ski trip and a little kid started throwing up, soon enough a dozen kids were vomiting all over the bus. It was just like a 'barfarama' from Stand By Me.