I need some quotes...

[gerbick]

gimme some of your best one-line quotes.

need 'em for something I'm working on.

[jAQUAN]

Everyone woman wants a great man, but none of them want to be the one who made him great.

Something from my jaded years

[MechaPiano]

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. -Winston Churchill

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -Harry Shearer

[Boris the Frog]

‘If we applied our supplier assessment criteria to Planet Earth we would discontinue it, because the Earth simply cannot support our growth.’
Alan Knight, SDC Commissioner and Head of Social Responsibility, Kingfisher

I know it's not funny.....

[Boris the Frog]

"There ought to be limits to freedom" - Dubya
"A Dictatorship would be a hell of a lot easier" - Dubya
"It's clearly a budget, it's got a lot of numbers in it" - Dubya

[krona]

If it wern't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

[theallan]

"Of course I'm the man for the job - what's the job?" - Lawrence Of Arabia

[robbmcaulay]

Someone had a quote as their footer once that has stayed with me cause it's so true!

"The secret to creativity is to hide your sources" - Einstien

[MechaPiano]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. -Bill Clinton

[nordberg]

"islands are nothing more than holes in the ocean." - Ancient Polonysian

"the idea that this universe in it's million fold precesion and order is the result of blind chance, is as credible as a print shop blowing up and all the type falling down in the finished and faultless form of the dictionary." - Einstien

"get over it...nobody cares but you." - Some old lady in my local newspaper

[silverx2]

do a right the first time shows that your good at what you do.... do a job wrong 15 times shows job security.

[shadowking]

My favorite has always been

"One test is worth more than 1000 expert opinions."

[wouter999]

"I've had better."

[Veniogenesis]

"**** happens" - Internationally recognized slogan.

[Markp.com]

"Try, try, try again... and then give up... theres no point being an fool about it!"

And my favorite... "Time is money, goodbye."

[Loyal Rogue]

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." - Will Rogers

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

[hurricaneone]

"Try, try, try again... and then give up... theres no point being an fool about it!"

Not sure, but I think it's more like...

If at first you don't succeed, feel free to try again, but if that doesn't work either then you may as well give up. After all, there's no point in being a damn fool about it.

[gesteves]

"If I were wrong, one would be enough." Albert Einstein, after the publishing of a Nazi pamphlet titled 100 Authors Against Einstein.

[Ultima Designs]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Lt. Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

"A guy told me one time, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.'" - Neil McCauley, Heat

[onine]

The king of the quote: Oscar Wilde
sample:
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.