Chinese doctors remove baby's third arm

[Ask The Geezer]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13158089

I don't know. I think I'd want to keep it. At worst, he'd make a hell of a punch press operator, at best, if he went out with some of the women I have, he'd be a Don Juan in constant demand.

Just think of what you could do sitting at a desk. Read the paper and take a leak at the same time. Play a great game of Frizbee.

Either way, it would go un-noticed in a world of red and green spiked hair, body and head piercings and tattoos over 90% of the body.

[PAlexC]

*puts down shovel*

[creativeinsomnia]

If he were to play baseball, would it be illegal for him to wear 2 gloves? He'd also make for a dominating goalie in hockey....two stick hands and a glove hand.

[Ask The Geezer]

*puts down shovel*

Yeah, it crossed my mind that this couple has probably already thrown a couple of girl babies in a ditch somewhere.

[silverx2]

im telling you, the reason humans stopped evolving is because we stopped all the imbreeding.

[Ask The Geezer]

Never been to Iowa?

[DaVulf]

Never been to Iowa?

lol.


Silver, doesn't inbreeding create hemophiliacs? Last time I checked that wasn't a good thing. Granted, we shouldn't start destroying the babies who have more arms. Then we could eventually be like Goro in another 1000 years and have 4 arms each. How cool would that be, eh?

[nordberg]

they should have just added a fourth...

[silverx2]

monkies evolved into man by humping their family members. i can clot my blood? thats ok because after years of imbreeding my skin is strong then titanium mother ****er. plus i can fly and i have 3 arms.

[gerbick]

monkies evolved into man by humping their family members. i can clot my blood? thats ok because after years of imbreeding my skin is strong then titanium mother ****er. plus i can fly and i have 3 arms.

you are a bot, aren't you?

[argonauta]

you are a bot, aren't you?

he's a virgin

[Ask The Geezer]

He can fly. Two arms for wings, and another to pull on the control stick if he gets too low.

[gerbick]

Okay, I resisted as long as I friggin' possibly could before making this lame ass joke...

At least they're not removing his third leg.

ba-dum-tish

[Ask The Geezer]

Been thinking about this all day. You know how useful a third arm would be?

Think of what the fashion industry could do with that if it ever became popular. And jewelry designers. You'd need 3 cuff links, a couple watches, an even dozen rings.... The list goes on.

Those idiot drivers in NYC would go berzerk. Two hands on the wheel and one for the horn, no distraction.

You'd be the baddest ass on the block in a knife fight.

[gerbick]

lmao.

you seriously put a lot of thought into this...

imagine the dances

[Ask The Geezer]

Circus Jugglers would need to come up with some other work.

Chain smoking would be easier.

Pickpocket arrests would go way up, and shoplifting.

You could send complex equations with semiphore flags.

Rappers handshakes would become an art form. Secret handshakes would be totally impossible to catch.

Tightrope walkers could carry a bar AND a parasol.

You'd need new rules for competition swimming.

Giving someone the finger could lead to many more fights.

They could develop hand signing for Mandarin.

Manicurists would be able to get a pay raise.

"A hand in the till" would take on new meaning.

Politicians could press more flesh.

George Bush could sign more bad legislation, and give away twice as many pens.

It wouldn't matter so much if you lost a glove. You'd still have a pair left.

You'd have to pay more attention to the dealer in a poker game.

[carly1979]

It wouldn't matter so much if you lost a glove. You'd still have a pair left.

[nordberg]

what about playing piano? one of a kind...

[skill_guy101]

[silverx2]

did you wakeup retarded?

theres a video of the baby in the WTF thread.

sorry i woke up grumpy