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Office Pranks...
we have an office prank bully who keeps doing random crap to our offices when we are gone. this guy put a can of raw sardines in my co-workers desk drawer and let it sit overnight, comes in and randomly shuts off our computers at lunchtime, etc.
does anybody have any good ideas for an office prank or can you remember what the funniest office prank you have heard of is?
yea i know, real productive at work....
Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyways. Film Portfolio
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say no more
I've got a good one - next time he comes into the office, beat the living cr*p out of him.
Always a classic.
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Senior Member
Lock him in a garbage can of raw fish over night and smash his computer.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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Chaos
throw a brick through his quiznos
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Filmmaker
damn, you guys are violent, lol.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyways. Film Portfolio
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supervillain
Would setting up a possible electrocution via wires attached to a door knob be going too far?
It almost happened. But I remembered... I had the power to fire the fool. So I did.
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Total Universe Mod
if anyone figures out how to make shards of monitor glass shoot into someone face please PM me. k thanks.
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supervillain
lol... I had something typed up... decided against it.
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Former Employee of Satan
One of our programmers wrote a small app which allowed you to remotely turn off any computer on the network as well as giving you the option to allow saving or not.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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Spartan Mop Warrior
Give him the simple sardine treatment right back, but this time used a syringe to squirt it into the interior of his car.
If you can't get a syringe then just pour it between the glass and weatherstripping into the door panels.
 Originally Posted by gerbick
lol... I had something typed up... decided against it.
Yeah, it took me a while to sift out all the ideas that involved felonies, bodily harm, destruction of office equipment, and anything else that might result in loss of job or arrest too. 
Last edited by Loyal Rogue; 07-18-2007 at 10:45 AM.
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Filmmaker
Originally Posted by Napalm
One of our programmers wrote a small app which allowed you to remotely turn off any computer on the network as well as giving you the option to allow saving or not.
we have programmers that work here that i'm cool with. what was it called and how long would it take to do something like this?
Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyways. Film Portfolio
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Filmmaker
Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue
Give him the simple sardine treatment right back, but this time used a syringe to squirt it into the interior of his car.
If you can't get a syringe then just pour it between the glass and weatherstripping into the door panels.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyways. Film Portfolio
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Here you go, some non violent pranks his will remember for a while.
If he eats anything, get some of the stuff for cats and dogs to get them to stop licking off their fur. The kind that can be tasted for 3 days. Apply liberaly to gum, food. Extc.
Unplug various components. Mouse, keyboard, etc. From back of mouse, but leave them in just enough so they look still connected.
Apply tape to the bottem of mouse with a black dot, so that laser mouse wont work. Taping the ball in place on the inside works too.
Do what I did to pea, switch everything on one side to the other. And vice versa.
Again to pea, turn all of pictures, other such objects upside down.
Staple all of the pages of his legal pad, other such paper for writing notes on together.
If computers have a reset button, if you hit the button about 100 times in a minute or so the comp will get stuck in a reboot loop. Thus causing the green, other such, light to stay on. But the comp will not finish turning on. Only known fix is a manual hard power off.
Go with the animal stuff. Works the best. And you can taste it for about 3 days. It's about 2$ at an pet supply store.
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Wait- what now?
My personal favourite is turn the sound up and set the windows startup sound to very loud pr0n.
"I'd only told them the truth. Was that so selfish? Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free."
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Chaos
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Originally Posted by silverx2
turn his sticky keys on.
That isn't a prank. That is cruel!
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say no more
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Chaos
nothing is better then watching a guy try to figure out how to turn the blinking box back into a blink thin line.
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These are all novice pranks.
Go to a pet store, get as many live, white mice as you can afford and fill every drawer in his desk with them. The look on someone's face as dozens of white mice emerge from their desk is beyond priceless.
//Even better, guaranteed to get everyone a day off!
Last edited by DanOnTheMoon; 07-18-2007 at 12:22 PM.
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He has risen!
yeah, and then tehy're all over the office...good idea dan, brilliant 
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