Slightly Odd

[FlashLackey]

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

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Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

[gerbick]

wtf? seriously... she had to have no job. he had to get no nookie. and she stayed in the bathroom the entire time... and he kept her!?

[FlashLackey]

I'm not sure she had no job. Maybe she was a telecommuter. Think about that next time you're on a conference call.

[gerbick]

I'm not sure she had no job. Maybe she was a telecommuter. Think about that next time you're on a conference call.

naw, when I'm in that office... we'd all know it.

*grunt, grunt*

[lefteyewilly]

or calling a 900#

[adit_ya_sharma]

I blame the boyfriend :- “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ , what an IDIOT. If I was in his place (may I never be please god), I would be like "Get the f*** out weirdo!!"

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall have my morning breakfast :| (ugh)

[Chris_Seahorn]

I'm assuming it takes a while for ones as# to grow around anything so I have to wonder what the dude did when number two came a calling during her fusing with the seat. Sit on her lap? That is love I can't wrap my head ( or my as#) around.

[hanratty21]

Dammit mom...not again!

[lefteyewilly]

^ gilbert grape.

[koolbabs2000]

Weidest thing I heard for a long time !!!

[MyFriendIsATaco]

I have, sadly, been putting some serious thought into this situation, because it straight up baffles me as to how this came to fully happen.

If my girlfriend was on the toilet for more than an hour, I'm going to start asking questions. The obvious, "Are you ok?"

After probably AT MOST 5 hours, I'm going to get severely concerned, and whether I want to see what's going on or not, I'm going to walk in and provide some assistance if possible.

So there is no way in hell I could see me letting someone sit on the toilet for a whole day. Let alone, two years!

I just cannot comprehend, and it's probably something I'd rather not.

I have to wonder what the dude did when number two came a calling during her fusing with the seat. Sit on her lap?

Two bathrooms?

[silverx2]

oh man the good ole superglue on the toilet seat trick.. Gets em everyime.

[jAQUAN]

I've suffered a mental block (NOTHING like that weirdo) and when certain re-routing takes place, it's like debating an islamic extremist. He should have tried at least once physically dragging her into another room and pinning her down for a bit just so she could witness that she wouldn't die from giving life a shot again.

At the very least he could have tried to get an endorsement deal from James River.