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    Stuff White People Like - {Thread Contains Racism}

    I thought this site was amusing. I must say that it reminded me of things said on occasion here in the CL.

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpres...e-people-like/

    When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

    When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

    The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”
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    Stuff White People Like

    - What about Black people ?
    An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
    - The Mahatma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolbabs2000
    Stuff White People Like

    - What about Black people ?
    Black people dont like stuff.

    Seriously though...that site is hilarious. Ironically, it was a black friend of mine who sent it to me a few weeks back.
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    The bit about football on there is complete rubbish.

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    Heh.

    Assuming you're referring to the bit about soccer, yes, I could see how it wouldn't make sense outside the US. I think that's because the whole thing is slightly mis-labeled. It should be called "Stuff White American Liberals Like."
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    Plus the stuff about divorce, multi language kids and drinking water, all rubbish, wont bother with the rest. Im not a steriotypical white guy, I'm as individual as all the rest of us.

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    Hmm. I didn't think it was really meant to be so much of a test of whether or not everyone fits it. But, maybe?!
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    Anti-white humour is great because it's the only kind of racism that's socially acceptable.

    "Hello little crackers" - Chef, south park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesli_felix
    Anti-white humour is great because it's the only kind of racism that's socially acceptable.

    "Hello little crackers" - Chef, south park.
    Too bad that the creators of South Park are white. The writers are mostly white. And they're the ones that pushed that stereotypical banter into their creation.

    Your anti-white "humour" comes from white people themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    Too bad that the creators of South Park are white. The writers are mostly white. And they're the ones that pushed that stereotypical banter into their creation.

    Your anti-white "humour" comes from white people themselves.
    Creators being white, green,blue with yellow strips, it does not change that thats the only kind of racism socially acepted

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    Too bad that the creators of South Park are white. The writers are mostly white. And they're the ones that pushed that stereotypical banter into their creation.
    Is it? I think the fact that the creators are jewish gives them a unique perspective on things - they can take the piss out of everybody including themselves.

    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    Your anti-white "humour" comes from white people themselves.
    What would you do without us eh? ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesli_felix
    Is it? I think the fact that the creators are jewish gives them a unique perspective on things - they can take the piss out of everybody including themselves.
    Wouldn't that counter your original post then?
    What would you do without us eh? ;P
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    going through that list i see alot of things that arnt just what white people like.
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    Incrue, you're as myopic and egocentric as the other poster. Racism permeates all forms of comedy. Robot Chicken (Strawberry Shortcake commenting on how "Black folks are funnier than white folks..." and other stereotypes being perpetuated), Saturday Night Live (multi-racial crew), Carlos Mencia (mexican/latin american), Dave Chappelle (he attacked EVERY race), Margaret Cho (Korean and lesbian) and others have given you people hyperboles on all races; and it was accepted, laughed at.

    It's called comedy. You apparently didn't laugh. And what's funny... a white dude posted this link.

    Just because you think it's just targeting you or your kind and you took offense to it; you're neglecting all of the other comedy out there that's done the same thing to others.

    Meh. You've taken yourself and your race too seriously. I'll be watching the race drafts on Chappelle again. White people can have OJ Simpson. Black folks already claim Bill Clinton.

    Yes. Last part was a joke. Just in case your panties got into a tighter knot.

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    One of us is taking this seriously.

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    Haha. That is a great site. My gay friend pointed me to it a few months ago. I especially like the post about the Asian girls. May be one of the explanations for why I am currently in Singapore. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesli_felix
    One of us is taking this seriously.
    Not I.

    I'm personally laughing at how serious things seem to be in a thread about a parody website that's full of hyperboles.

    Black people dont like stuff.
    Right. We hate everything. Including smiling.

    *strikes pose, no smiling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    Not I.
    Ah ok.

    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    Incrue, you're as myopic and egocentric as the other poster.
    I don't want to be here when you *do* start taking things seriously.

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    All of those points apply to me Great find

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    I'll just sit on you and eat my cheeseburger.

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