This guy gives good tune ups.

[WannaBe_80z]

wow.

We know what it's like to fall in love with a car, and we have nothing at all against a little steamy-window sex in the backseat of a '67 Chevy -- as long as you're with someone else.

Edward Smith, on the other hand, currently "lives with" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla whom he calls his "girlfriend."

Smith, a self-professed "romantic," writes poems about his cars, and says he first had sex with a car at the age of 15. Since then, he says he's only been attracted to autos, not humans.


Smith has several other cars besides Vanilla -- including a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger -- but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

So one question certainly begs to be asked of all this love-making: How does one "have sex with" a car? Is it all about the tailpipe? Is he burrowing a hole in the back seat? It's unclear from the Telegraph article that profiles him, but his tone seems to imply that there's something kinky happening here: He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

[CVO Chris]

I remember reading about a guy who was "in to" washing machines and a woman who married the berlin wall. Wonder what the hell happened to these people?

[gerbick]

I... don't have anything to say for once. Wow.

[WannaBe_80z]

So does this make him like the John Holmes of auto love?

[argonauta]

cars are too fat for me...if i had to choose, I'd go for a slimmer sexier thing, like a bike, like this guy

[gerbick]

And here I thought you'd bring back the table dude.

[jAQUAN]

^ Right on cue.

[ctranter]

theres a program on tonight about this on uk tv

Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?

[ctranter]

the narrator just made a 'metrosexual joke'

urgh. good old Channel 5

[jAQUAN]

So? Did they go into detail?

[gerbick]

The new pr0n.

[WannaBe_80z]

and now this women.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...fel-Tower.html

maybe we need an official "this "blank" married "blank" or this "blank" "****ed" "blank""