I have several things against cats. Not least that they crap on my lawn and they are destroying the song bird population.
Cats and Magpies should be illegal.
"They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."
I must admit they do make lovely Davey Crocket hats
"They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."