Only in Wisconsin... - Page 5
A Flash Developer Resource Site

Page 5 of 11 FirstFirst 123456789 ... LastLast
Results 81 to 100 of 204

Thread: Only in Wisconsin...

  1. #81
    supervillain gerbick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    undecided.
    Posts
    18,967

    My goodness... what is wrong with Wisconsin!?

    Accused Grave Robbers Dodge Sex Charges

    MADISON, Wisconsin Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

    A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.

    The three men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin on Sept. 2 to remove the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.

    The men used shovels to reach her grave. They abandoned their plan and were eventually arrested after a vehicle drove into the cemetery and reported suspicious behavior, authorities said.

    They said the men had seen an obituary of Tennessen with her photo and wanted to dig up her body to have sexual intercourse. Such an act is known as necrophilia.

    The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. But Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed the sexual assault charges in September, saying no Wisconsin law addressed necrophilia. Prosecutors appealed his ruling.

    At issue is a provision in the sexual assault law saying criminal penalties apply "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time of the sexual contact or sexual intercourse."

    The appeals court said the law was ambiguous but the most reasonable interpretation was that it does not ban necrophilia. Instead, the court said, the law was meant to make sure prosecutors could bring sexual assault charges in rape-murder cases in which the victim ends up dead.

    Outrage over the case might soon change the law.

    Sen. Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, introduced legislation Wednesday that would make having sex with a corpse a felony with punishment of up to 6 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. The bill would levy the same penalties against anyone who intentionally disturbs a burial site or a buried human corpse.
    story found here


    removethelabels | EpicMob + EpicFlex | ihg | [ ]

  2. #82

  3. #83
    He has risen! lefteyewilly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Posts
    2,597
    unreal

  4. #84
    FK'n Elitist Super Mod EVPohovich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    About to BAN you!
    Posts
    3,023
    ick!

  5. #85
    supervillain gerbick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    undecided.
    Posts
    18,967
    Oh it gets better...



    That's them.

    removethelabels | EpicMob + EpicFlex | ihg | [ ]

  6. #86
    Total Universe Mod jAQUAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    El Paso
    Posts
    2,429
    o. m. g.

  7. #87
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    383
    Man.. that's just one of the things that can get my blood boiling.

    People getting out of charges just because there isn't a law clearly stating that what they did is illegal.

  8. #88
    New Wave Visionray's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    X
    Posts
    544
    How did these three loonies actually came up with this plan?
    Were they just sitting around one day...watching TV, one guy reading the newspaper.

    Guy 1 - "Hey guys, look at this girl who died last week, she's really hot".
    Guy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's smoking, it's a shame what happened."
    Guy 3 - "I'll bet she was great in bed. Say guys, you feel like digging up her corpse and having a little fun?"

    Guy 1 - "Dude, that is so wrong"
    Guy 2 - "Jesus man, you are sick"

    Awkward silence.....

    Guy 1 - "Go get the shovel".

  9. #89
    supervillain gerbick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    undecided.
    Posts
    18,967
    Quote Originally Posted by Visionray
    How did these three loonies actually came up with this plan?
    Were they just sitting around one day...watching TV, one guy reading the newspaper.

    Guy 1 - "Hey guys, look at this girl who died last week, she's really hot".
    Guy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's smoking, it's a shame what happened."
    Guy 3 - "I'll bet she was great in bed. Say guys, you feel like digging up her corpse and having a little fun?"

    Guy 1 - "Dude, that is so wrong"
    Guy 2 - "Jesus man, you are sick"

    Awkward silence.....

    Guy 1 - "Go get the shovel".
    You need to make a movie of this.

    removethelabels | EpicMob + EpicFlex | ihg | [ ]

  10. #90
    Official Vermont Photo Mod WannaBe_80z's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    over my shoes and under my hat
    Posts
    3,887
    Ed Gein anyone?
    "Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna

  11. #91
    poet and narcisist argonauta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Under the bed
    Posts
    2,080
    at least they'll finally get laid if they go to prison
    my blog: blog.innocuo
    Sponsored by your mom.

  12. #92
    Moderator whispers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    CFA2h (respect the HEX)
    Posts
    12,697
    LOL..... Again.. do NOT throw ALL of Wisconsin under the bus for what FlashKid105 and a couple of his buddies did..

    (dang it "G"... if you had any roots.. I'd try to find a story from there)

    Im not sure the first isnt WannaBe with a new hair cut. (bad dum tisch)

  13. #93
    Senior Member MagnusVS's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Oslo, Norway
    Posts
    764
    sick sick sick sick sick sick sick guys.

  14. #94
    An Inconvenient Serving Size hurricaneone's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    You know where
    Posts
    1,918
    Were I a Wisconsonian, I'd call for a review of the Sex Ed class syllabus.

    Clearly, someone was remiss in adding that men are supposed to have sex with live females.
    Stand by for emergency synapse rerouting

  15. #95
    Grandfather to the stars bigginge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    735
    Reminds me of an Emo quote:
    "I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
    To dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free
    Love Light Romania Romania Blog

  16. #96
    the friendly canadian DaVulf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Singapore
    Posts
    2,017
    wow.

    i wonder what the girl looked like to have these guys go to such lengths.

  17. #97
    Chaos silverx2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    The hospital
    Posts
    1,262
    GhooooostGIrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
    https://signup.leagueoflegends.com?ref=4b5493e6c7342
    use the link above if you download league of legends.

  18. #98
    the friendly canadian DaVulf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Singapore
    Posts
    2,017
    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    Well. It is a shame that she died, but those guys were clearly admirers from afar at the local high school. Yes, they were 21. Yes, the probably still were in high school.

    I don't mean to be offensive to the girl, but what is so great about her that causes three (albeit idiot) guys to go and dig her up to have sex with her? I mean, it isn't even like she looks like Paris or Lindsay or Britney.

  19. #99
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    901
    ...but after a week!!??..

  20. #100
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    692
    People that would dig up a body and have sex with it probably wouldn't wouldn't mind rape either. It's gross, and horrible, but having sex with her after she is dead is better than her having to go through being rapped. Especially if they did 'know' her when she was alive.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  




Click Here to Expand Forum to Full Width


HTML5 Development Center

Poll by Flashkit.com