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    stupid bot just left with the shovel and the keys to the spark mobile Babeling
    something about sharks in coder waters, guess it doesnt matter, its all gone pete tong, let it go, this isnt channel Z.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indivision
    hah. come on. everyone knows that reset is a bot. its name was simply changed from Naked Inc.
    Gotta be. I'm very close to "releasing" this bot though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reset.ops-sop
    stupid bot just left with the shovel and the keys to the spark mobile Babeling
    something about sharks in coder waters, guess it doesnt matter, its all gone pete tong, let it go, this isnt channel Z.
    I think what he was trying to say in his last post that he is using Babel Fish to translate his posts... That would explain his randomness and engrish...

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    Only in Wisconsin.

    Man Pleads No Contest to Cattle Relations

    NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 64-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Clark County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.

    Harold G. Hart was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.

    According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Hart visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.

    When the sensor sounded, Hart was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

    Hart told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.

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    c'mon geezer, you know better.

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    Isnt there where FlashKid is from? (WI)?


    (and damn you, you NOMAD, if you would lay some roots or hang your hat 'somewhere'....we could make fun of your state too!)

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    Sheesh, and here I thought they preferred to just tip the cows.

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    Whaddya think they tip them for?
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    This guy was obviously a thinkin man... why go through all the trouble to tip a cow when you can get you some calf lovin?

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    Too bad markp.com isn't around, he loves these types of threads.

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    man...so not only did he molest "animals"...but he prey'd on the "underage" ones too! now "THATS" just sick! lol...

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    What kind of stripclubs was he going to ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by admedia
    What kind of stripclubs was he going to ?


    Genius haha!
    "Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northcode
    Whaddya think they tip them for?
    Only tip if the lovin' is REALLY good!
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    It's not only in Wisconsin. They only get caught in Wisconsin. You ought to see what they do over in Iowa.

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    What bothers me most is it was someone elses calf.

    They only got caught cause the owner was jealous his livestock was cheating...

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