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    What bothers me most is someone is going to be eating that calf in the next year.

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    ...no.more.red.meat

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    since no one else sees the need to post this...










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    Only in Wisconsin.

    Where's Ask the Geezer!? He'd better have an alibi.

    WEST BEND, Wisconsin

    Authorities are hoping to break up what must be quite the party after beer thieves made off with almost $26,000 worth of suds from a delivery truck.

    A semi trailer loaded with cans and bottles of Miller beer was stolen from a trucking company in Richfield, according to a Washington County Sheriff's Department report. The trailer was found four days later — sans beer — at an Oak Creek trucking firm.

    The trailer had been dropped off at the Millis Transfer Co. sometime on Feb. 17 for delivery to a beer distributor in Menomonie, authorities said. Later that night, the trailer was discovered missing.

    Company officials didn't report the loss immediately because they thought a driver must have picked up the wrong load.

    The sheriff's department is investigating with Oak Creek authorities and Miller officials, said Sheriff's Capt. Dale Schmidt.

    The missing product, valued at $25,788, included:
    • 384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
    • 560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
    • 980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
    • 40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles
    read more here

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    Who in their right minds would steal MGD?
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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    Apparently people from Wisconsin.

    Seriously though, it does make for an awesome beer batter onion ring or beer bread though. Cheap enough to where if it messes up, you don't cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    Who in their right minds would steal MGD?
    Agreed. Miller High-Life is the only way to go... after all, it is 'The champagne of beers'.

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    DAMN....dumped in my backyard!

    And everyone in WI drinks Miller...the plant/brewery is there. Has cities with most bars per square mile! LOL

    I wanna know whos parkig there truck outside because the garage is PACKED with 18-packs!! LOL

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    Just look for the guys who wook up naked in a cornfield

    Of course there's a lot of that going on in Wisconson too

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    I think they're going to rob a Dorito / Cheeto truck next.

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    follow the trail of empty beer cans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random25
    follow the trail of empty beer cans.
    Come on... they're criminals, they wouldn't want to get in trouble for drinking and driving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by random25
    follow the trail of empty beer cans.
    you kidding me?..Its Wisconsin....do you know how many false positives that will lead to?

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    hehe.

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    Somebody needs to investigate what is wrong with Wisconsin

    I mean... seriously. This state churns out the stories.

    Wisconsin Man Calls 911 About Lap Dance

    CLYMAN, Wisconsin

    Oops! A man uses his cell phone to call 911 after paying the wrong woman for a lap dance.

    The Dodge County Sheriff's Department log says the man called the emergency number early Saturday after he gave $20 to a woman at a Clyman club.

    The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.

    Failing to get a lap dance, the man called the sheriff's department.

    Officers are trying to locate the woman.

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    Officers are trying to locate the woman.
    I love that part

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    The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.
    now that's a brilliant ploy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    This state churns out the stories.
    And the butter...

    And the cheese...


    mmm

    dairy products...
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