Random Thoughts :: 01

[silverx2]

your ability in tiger woods 2010 does not translate into the real world as expected.

[gerbick]

Bad dreams can make you fall out of the bed.

[ViRGo_RK]

Bad Ambien can make you climb out your window

[jAQUAN]

Bad Zicam can make you lose smell.
http://www.zicamrecallalert.com/

[ViRGo_RK]

Bad smell can make you lose friends.

[jAQUAN]

Bad friends can make you wake up smelling of Sharpie.

[Frets]

Bad Sharpie can put an eye out.

[EVPohovich]

Bad eyes can lead to really bad dates...

[Frets]

Bad dates are the story of my life. Maybe it is a good time to see an optometrist.

[gerbick]

Good dates are fun.

[EVPohovich]

Fun dates with new boobs are GOOD...

[silverx2]

the main event last night was insane.

[Frets]

Silver is a chain breaker.

[lefteyewilly]

don't let rotting grass clippings sit in a 5 gallon bucket and then dump it out a year later. I think my nostrils will have that smell embedded forever.

[flashpipe1]

my dog had horrible diarrhea today, so I took him to the vet, lifted him up on the table and now I keep catching whiffs of that smell, and my dog is back outside...

[silverx2]

Will-I-Am is my hero

[silverx2]

Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer today. i had not heard of "anal" cancer before, i thought it was rectal.

[EVPohovich]

function goodTime ($bikerChick) {
     $hotness = $bikerChick + $this->gString + $this->tankTop;
     $result = $hotness + $this->hotTub;
     
     if ($result == 'topless') {
          return true;
          } 

[lefteyewilly]

Canadians did a study and found that 1 in 25 people die from an alcohol related illness.

I like my chances. Thanks Canada!

[jAQUAN]

@E, If that's a love letter prepare for gonnaHitIt() to return false.