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05-20-2009, 07:46 PM
#301
Spartan Mop Warrior
Hmmm, apparently nobody informed my top and bottom of that...
... I'm getting a psychic premonition of what everyone reading this thread will be trying the next time they're in the bathroom.
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05-20-2009, 09:26 PM
#302
supervillain
Call me now! Ah gawt dee fayk jer-may-can ah-cent!
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05-21-2009, 10:43 AM
#303
Senior Member
Oh god I forgot about here. classic.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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05-21-2009, 11:12 AM
#304
Total Universe Mod
Isn't that what killed Elvis?
name's taken anyway
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05-21-2009, 11:17 AM
#305
Chaos
Last nights Dinner: Impossible Was pretty lame, it wasnt very impossible at all. it was very much so possible and a far cry from what makes the show good.
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05-21-2009, 11:18 AM
#306
Total Universe Mod
torture is now extreme questioning!?
that's like changing shell shock to battle fatigue.
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05-21-2009, 11:29 AM
#307
Chaos
Is seriously debating Dropping $20 on the virtual console tonight for orcarina of time and majoras mask.
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05-21-2009, 11:31 AM
#308
supervillain
Totally just texted the wrong girl.
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05-21-2009, 12:02 PM
#309
Senior Member
^ oh snap. I bet it was juicy too.
1. Today is supposed to be 90* and I am sitting here just looking out the window. Is it 5 o'clock yet?
2. $597 dollars later my car starts and runs as good as a 98 stratus will run.
3. today and tomorrow and then vacation!
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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05-21-2009, 12:09 PM
#310
Chaos
Originally Posted by gerbick
Totally just texted the wrong girl.
Originally Posted by gerbick
Hey baby, i want to take you down to 'jones Big ass BBQ and Foot massage' and i want to take some sweet teriyaki Bqq sauce and massage your feet with it, dont worry about that giant chicken, he just likes to watch...
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05-21-2009, 02:50 PM
#311
supervillain
You just don't know how damn close to the truth you really are.
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05-21-2009, 03:34 PM
#312
Senior Member
Thought this was at least worth a chuckle.
a n00b meets the leets.
Mr. Leet: Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?
Mrs. Leet: Gerald, he could hear you! He just went off to the bathroom...
Jessica: Dad! He's a nice guy, really.
Mr. Leet: He's a n00b,
Jessica. A n00b.
Jessica: So what? I love him!
Mr. Leet: This relationship will never work, it's got epic fail written all over it.
Mrs. Leet: Honey, he called WoW "Wordcraft."
Jessica: I don't care what you say! Ryan and I are perfect for each other.
Mr. Leet: You're a Leet, God damn it. We don't date n00bz, we pwn them!
Mrs. Leet: He's right, dear. Insolence FTL.
Jessica: This is so unfair, I wish I was never a Leet!
Mr . Leet: You bite your tongue, young lady. There are children playing third world MMO's that would KILL for your phat lewtz.
Jessica: Maybe I don't care about phat lewtz! Maybe I LIKE n00bz! Maybe I want to MARRY a n00b someday!
Mr. Leet: Over my Level 70 Rogue's temporarily dead body.
Ryan: *enters* ...Mr. Leet?
Family: *Gasp*
Ryan: I know you're concerned. Maybe rightfully so. There are a lot of things I don't understand. Hell, I can't even manage to find the Control Panel half the time. But I know when I've found love, Mr. Leet. And I love your daughter. In the end, I think that's worth more than all the fake gold in the world. *Pause*
Mr. Leet: GTFO.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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05-21-2009, 04:23 PM
#313
Chaos
you can tell the person that wrote that isn't Leet, because he had Jessica refer to herself as "a leet" where as leet stands for elite,
basically he had her say that she wishes she was "never a elite" which is not Proper Leet Vernacular.
Also, the level cap is 80 now so only having a level 70 rogue clearly denotes the lack of leet.
Also it wasnt very funny.
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05-21-2009, 04:24 PM
#314
Chaos
p.s.
That one was free Courtesy of molson canadian.
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05-21-2009, 04:37 PM
#315
Senior Member
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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05-21-2009, 08:27 PM
#316
supervillain
I've finally got myself into an situation where I honestly thought "What would Ol' Dirty Bastard do?"... so I just mumbled something real low, then yelled something random while looking intently at the sky, then said "oh yeah!" and walked away triumphantly.
And I was dead sober.
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05-21-2009, 09:55 PM
#317
Chaos
if i seen one more twilite/vampire teenybopper bull**** that has vampires walking around outside during the day time im going to shank a 13 year old girl every hour on the hour.
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05-21-2009, 11:42 PM
#318
pablo cruisin'
Originally Posted by silverx2
if i seen one more twilite/vampire teenybopper bull****...
Originally Posted by silverx2
I (heart) Angel.
"Why does it hurt when I pee?" -- F. Zappa |
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05-22-2009, 09:16 AM
#319
Chaos
Completely different.
Like comparing rootbeer to regular beer.
Twilite is all hype no substance, like new york city. Where as angel is like boston, ****ing legit.
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05-25-2009, 01:35 AM
#320
Remotely Driven
Wow n dota ftw! Goty again imho!
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