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Chaos
alot of foods these days you can get + calcium.
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Not PWD
I've been keeping a bag of almonds around when ever I feel like snacking. Been eating lots of roast beef.
PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.
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Total Universe Mod
Copious amounts of high fructose corn syrup ought to give you an irreversible girth.
Or just do what I did and get married.
That or just eat "used napkins".
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Remotely Driven
I reckon you've not tried any mass weight gainers powder mix eh? My brother took 'em up a long while back and really grew in size. But it was kind of annoying when he blends the mix every morning, afternoon and evening. But it works!
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N' then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn
........To Montana.
 Originally Posted by jAQUAN
Or just do what I did and get married.
LOL, so true, throughout my life, everyone of my friends in a long term partnership or marriage has put on weight.
I still can't figure out why anyone wants to gain weight unless they are following some career path.
david
No longer a Flashkit mod, not even by stealth
Insanity is just a point of view. After all, the world looks pretty normal through your own underpants.
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Chaos
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Former Employee of Satan
Originally Posted by silverx2
tits and ass.
So you want to be a stripper?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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supervillain
he just wants moobs and be able to fill a seat better.
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Chaos
i want to **** strippers.
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supervillain
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Chaos
i want to **** strippers for free.
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Bearded (M|G)od
Date one.
Gerbick... shh...
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FK'n Elitist Super Mod
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Chaos
Strippers wont just date anyone, You either need to be really charasmatic, Really ****ing rich, or good looking.
I'm not charasmatic, and im not rich. at least i can attempt to be good looking.
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Retired SCORM Guru
Don't ignore the cardio altogether, it's still important for your heart, especially since you plan to add weight.
Do a 20 minute run / elliptical before you hit the weights. Over 20 and you start burning calories away.
"What really bugs me is that my mom had the audacity to call Flash Kit a bunch of 'inept jack-asses'." - sk8Krog
...and now I have tape all over my face.
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Chaos
i normally do about 5 on the elliptical, just enough to get loose and get the target heart rate.
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Bearded (M|G)od
I have none of those characteristics, and I dated one. Hence why I cued Gerbick to not laugh, because he knows about the situation.
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pablo cruisin'
5 is not really enough. Also, make sure you are using free weights and not machines, especially for the bigger muscle groups when lifting. Go for heavier weights and less reps. You want to build muscle mass and not definition (you can do that later.)
Seek out the advice of a personal trainer. Go for a session or two to get a pro's idea of what you should be doing. Diet and proper training should really do the trick...unless you have a tapeworm.
As far as dating strippers, Taco is right -- you don't need any of those things. Also, dating strippers is not nearly as 'cool' as it sounds. Instead, find a normal girl who wants to act like a stripper in the sack.
Last edited by hanratty21; 06-29-2009 at 03:08 PM.
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Chaos
really id just like to **** them.
all we have in my area are lesbiens and crack heads.
I'll make a pie chart when i get home.
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pablo cruisin'
This thread has officially entered the retarded zone.
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