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Yarr
Did anyone talk like a pirate today?
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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He has risen!
no. because it's OLD and stupid.
-the anti-pirate member.
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Arr, I didn't even know, and I was out on a boat the entire day!
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supervillain
I was too sober to care this time. Besides, everyday is talk/act like a pirate day to me.
I'll be takin' ye' wench...
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No I can't do it by tommorow..
just for old time sake:
crawls back to shadows..
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Total Universe Mod
Originally Posted by WannaBe_80z
Did anyone talk like a pirate today?
Just before climax.
sorry, couldn't resist
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supervillain
Thar she blows?
equally couldn't resist...
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N' then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn ........To Montana.
Originally Posted by gerbick
Thar she blows?
whalers say "thar she blows"
...pirates say "damn your eyes and blast your bollocks, ya lily-livered landlubbers"
dp
No longer a Flashkit mod, not even by stealth
Insanity is just a point of view. After all, the world looks pretty normal through your own underpants.
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Chaos
Pirates are over rated. Seriously pirates are almost never cool.
Ninjas however are ****ing badass.
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N' then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn ........To Montana.
Originally Posted by silverx2
Pirates are over rated. Seriously pirates are almost never cool.
i'm not sure pirates worry too much about 'cool' ...they just like keel-hauling and such.
david
No longer a Flashkit mod, not even by stealth
Insanity is just a point of view. After all, the world looks pretty normal through your own underpants.
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Chaos
cool in the sense that people want to be like them.
I mean think about it, Constantly missing limbs, Scurvy, missing teeth, smelling horrible.
Really people? you all want to be trapped on a boat with nothing but dudes for months on end? seriously?
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supervillain
Originally Posted by silverx2
Really people? you all want to be trapped on a boat with nothing but dudes for months on end? seriously?
As opposed to training for years around nothing but dudes... really? Both suck in terms of dating prospects.
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poet and narcisist
A ninja could have sex with a girl for 30 mins, and she wouldn't even notice.
A pirate would kill the girl first, and then have sex with her.
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supervillain
Originally Posted by argonauta
A ninja could have sex with a girl for 30 mins, and she wouldn't even notice.
A pirate would kill the girl first, and then have sex with her.
So basically... rape versus necrophilia.
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poet and narcisist
now you see why it is so hard to decide which one is cooler
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Nay. I did not talk like a Pirate yesterday.
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Chaos
Originally Posted by gerbick
So basically... rape versus necrophilia.
a pirate with scurvy probably cant even get it up.
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Living Proof
I have never spoken like a pirate...
.....Pieces of eight....Pieces of eight..
sorry.....that was my parrot.
......Walk the plank you scuvy dog....
Anybody want to buy a parrot ?
Eye patch ?
Peg-leg ?
Stripy shirt ?
Gold teeth ?
All replies in a bottle...
If someone tells you it can't be done,
it's probally because they don't know how.
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supervillain
Originally Posted by silverx2
a pirate with scurvy probably cant even get it up.
Hush boy.
They would replace it with a peg leg.
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