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    [RESOLVED] Stab victim 'continued masturbating'

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    Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

    Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

    He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

    The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

    Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

    "Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.
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    What the hell?

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    ok questions i have.

    A.) what was the total time of masturbation, because apparently this guy doesnt know that women would rather it not last a long time due to the pain that will arise from all the friction

    b.) did this wilson know the guy masturbating?

    c.) how long had he been in the bed whacking off that this other person started giving thier child a bath.

    d.) i would think a couple of stab wounds would kinda kill the mood a little, i dont even think jessica alba naked in my mind could distract me from the fact that i had just been stabbed twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    A.) what was the total time of masturbation, because apparently this guy doesnt know that women would rather it not last a long time due to the pain that will arise from all the friction
    Er... yes. That's why she wants it over with quicker.


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    Place that dude next the word determination.

    see also, stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by japangreg
    Er... yes. That's why she wants it over with quicker.


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    sshh!

    all women are not pornstars, they dont need a guy railing her for a half hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    all women are not pornstars, they dont need a guy railing her for a half hour.
    ...erm.

    This just took a turn into 'awkward' land.
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    bwahahahahahaha! oh man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    all women are not pornstars, they dont need a guy railing her for a half hour.
    longevity != pornstar

    Most women I've known much prefer someone who can last a little longer than average than not. Not many have wanted a 3-minute wonder...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    all women are not pornstars, they dont need a guy railing her for a half hour.
    You're thinking a half hour is long? oh dude...

    20-30 minutes is a quickie man, thats why you can do those over lunch. The real sessions would take too much time.

    If you're having too much friction.. you sure she's aroused?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaVulf
    You're thinking a half hour is long? oh dude...

    20-30 minutes is a quickie man, thats why you can do those over lunch. The real sessions would take too much time.

    If you're having too much friction.. you sure she's aroused?
    You know, the fun part about messing with the kid with the sign on his back is he doesn't know it's there.

    Just sayin'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    all women are not pornstars, they dont need a guy railing her for a half hour.
    Did she tell you it's big too?
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    * shakes head and walks out of thread *

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    Quote Originally Posted by japangreg
    You know, the fun part about messing with the kid with the sign on his back is he doesn't know it's there.

    Just sayin'...
    I never really found that as amusing. No, it is much more entertaining when they know that it is there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaVulf
    I never really found that as amusing. No, it is much more entertaining when they know that it is there.
    I'd like to prolong Silver's ignorance as long as possible - work's been boring me lately.
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    Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me? Anyway.. In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.

    But the best thing is.. im not married

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    did you just admit you're a virgin, atrax?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lefteyewilly
    did you just admit you're a virgin, atrax?
    Bwahahahaha... that would be to good to be true!!


    Im single and so HAPPY to be like that right now.. believe me!
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